For entertainment reasons only...?

Question

To get a boyfriend-Try the "Dog" routine. (Not like that) (But
that would probably work too)

To have some fun__________________________________
-Blow an old man a kiss. Then giggle. Then wet your lips.
-Mess around with your cousins bf on her Birthday on her bedroom floor. (I did that)
-Grabb your dads friends butt. (That one might get you grounded though)

Now, to have some fun on a car trip_____________________
-Lift up your skirt as you pass a truker.
-Go to a drive-thru and ask for 1 fry and 9 courtesy waters.
-Moon a car full of hot guys.
-Pee on the side of the road, but don't hide behind a bush.
(That way you can have that "air dry" butt feeling everytime a
car drives past you)

To get ride of the remains of that fun night you had_________
Rub toothpaste on it. (For hickeys)
Hide him in your closet.
Mints
Makeup (for that tattoo)

excuses__________
-The Devil made me do it.
-Your car always had that dent!
-Then this Asian gang ran up, waving a gun it..

Answer 1

to get a boyfriend find a geek and build one

to have some fun as someone "How, high are you?" but say it as if you are saying "Hi, how are you?". The fun thing is that straight people will hear what they are expecting to hear (hi, how are you) and they will mumble something like "fine thanks, and you?". But stoned people will hear what you said and say something like "heehee, uh yeah!"

for fun on a car trip tie a dog leash to the back bumper and spray the dog collar with red paint then drag it behind you as you drive (saw it on a movie)

to get rid of the remains of that fun night use hydrochloric acid in the bathtub. then bury the bones

excuses - Im late for work because my dog ate my car