A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5year old son playing w/ his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son say, "All of u sons of b**che$ who want off, get the hell off now.. cuz this is the last stop! & all of u sons of b**che$ who r getting on, get ur @$$E$ on the train..cuz we're going on down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want u 2 go 2 ur room & u r 2 stay there 4 TWO HOURS. When u come out, u may play w/ ur train...but I want u 2 use nice language.'
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers, plz remember ur things, thank u & hope ur trip was a pleasant one. We hope u will ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue.. 4 those of u just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
2007-11-09
08:46:06
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