All categories - 9 November 2007

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5year old son playing w/ his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son say, "All of u sons of b**che$ who want off, get the hell off now.. cuz this is the last stop! & all of u sons of b**che$ who r getting on, get ur @$$E$ on the train..cuz we're going on down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want u 2 go 2 ur room & u r 2 stay there 4 TWO HOURS. When u come out, u may play w/ ur train...but I want u 2 use nice language.'
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers, plz remember ur things, thank u & hope ur trip was a pleasant one. We hope u will ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue.. 4 those of u just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.

2007-11-09 08:46:06 · 17 answers · asked by Samantha1029 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-09 08:45:53 · 20 answers · asked by razor 1 in Dogs

I looked into the army and they said they don't have it anymore, that it is a civilians job. What other branches have a program for firefighting that I can get into?

2007-11-09 08:45:53 · 13 answers · asked by Mitch 2 in Military

I'm curious whether this is a common practice, especially in dealerships. Maybe I'm too cynical, maybe not.

2007-11-09 08:45:49 · 20 answers · asked by David the Gentleman 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

I don't understand this please help!!.....

Well, the teleological argument is about God being the designer of the Uinverse ect.... then why do people like atheists agree with the idea of Evolution? I understand why people would agree with the Big bang theory because it has scientific evidence, but does evolution??- how can something like an eye evolve??


Please explain to me why people like the theory of Evolution rather than the teleological argument.


Thanks x

2007-11-09 08:45:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Anyone know what it means.
Any link will be great!
Thank you.

2007-11-09 08:45:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

2007-11-09 08:45:32 · 13 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

-warning stupid questions-
1. If the reasearch embryo keeps growing up does it turn into a kid?
2. Whats so un- human lifeish about being fertilized in a lab?
3. There was something about, like, skin off a mouse's back that can be made into a mouse embryo... so could the embryo grow up?
4. So... They're reasearching to turn human embryos into, like, livers?
Thanks for reading=)

2007-11-09 08:45:29 · 2 answers · asked by Emma 3 in Biology

I don't understand this please help!!.....

Well, the teleological argument is about God being the designer of the Uinverse ect.... then why do people like atheists agree with the idea of Evolution? I understand why people would agree with the Big bang theory because it has scientific evidence, but does evolution??- how can something like an eye evolve??


Please explain to me why people like the theory of Evolution rather than the teleological argument.


Thanks x

2007-11-09 08:45:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

a) He used to write many letters

b)He was writing many letters


thank you

2007-11-09 08:45:28 · 12 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Words & Wordplay

I do not have children, but have a young niece and nephew that I need to buy Christmas presents for. I'd like to avoid Chinese made products because of all of the recent recalls. Does anyone know what companies make toys and clothes that are made in AMERICA?

2007-11-09 08:45:28 · 9 answers · asked by margarita 7 in Toys

I know it's only like the 900th time the question has been asked. But just humor me please!

2007-11-09 08:45:26 · 81 answers · asked by LuckyLavs 4 in Singles & Dating

Here is the first picture:
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff282/disneyfann4ever/Picture018.jpg?t=1194644363

Here's the other one:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0165929/Ss/0165929/6.html?hint=group

The first photo is my mom and her boyfriend. The second one is Delroy Lindo. Do you think they are related?

2007-11-09 08:45:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I want to put a design on my pair of chucks. Can anyone tell me how? I want to make it look a little professional and found out that the best way is acrylic paint and waterproof pens. I have no experience in painting whatsoever so I'm getting some cheap canvas to practice on. I'm hoping I can make it so that the painted parts will be solid and not opaque like when you use fabric markers to color in something on a T-shirt. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks very much.

2007-11-09 08:45:22 · 4 answers · asked by halfyear 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-11-09 08:45:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-09 08:45:09 · 15 answers · asked by . 5 in Politics

My friend showed me a homemade accelerometer which consisted of a cork floating at the top of a jar of water. The cork is attached to the bottom of the jar using a length of thread. During sudden movements, the cork moves toward the direction of acceleration which seems to defy Newton's 1st Law of inertia. How does this work?

2007-11-09 08:45:02 · 0 answers · asked by matpatstery 1 in Physics

2007-11-09 08:45:02 · 24 answers · asked by Blondie 3 in Polls & Surveys

when i was growing up, my step mom would whip me with belts, cutting boards and whatever else and other things...i had a level of fear for her and did not dare do things that would get me in trouble. but i resent her for it now..now that i am pregnant, i want to discipline my child right but without them resenting me later in thier life. but i want her to be a good kid. what do u think i should do?

2007-11-09 08:44:59 · 22 answers · asked by 2/08 is the due date! 3 in Parenting

I am planning to host my first holiday meal. I want to cook roasted squash at like 400-450 degrees and turkey at 350 degrees. I'm thinking I might have to just go for stove-top carrots instead. I've seen recipes for microwave squash but that sounds gross. I want my meal to be perfect. I'll need the oven for rolls too. How on earth have people hosted big dinners in the past with only one oven? Can you cook roasted squash in the morning and then re-heat/re-crisp it in the oven right before serving? Anyone know? Thanks!

2007-11-09 08:44:49 · 6 answers · asked by shannobananno 1 in Cooking & Recipes

and it's kinda baggy and It makes me look huge. I can't pull it in and it looks weird tucked in what should I do?????? HELP???????????????????

2007-11-09 08:44:46 · 11 answers · asked by no name 4 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-11-09 08:44:46 · 3 answers · asked by lotusflower_ph 1 in Garden & Landscape

I know it depends on the person. I have no alcoholism in my family, I have no known health problems, I don't drink to get drunk, I just love the taste of Mojitos and have on average 2 per week, sometimes 3 or 4, depending on the mood and the company. I don't ever drive nor do I even drink at parties, only at restaurants usually.

I would like to hear from people who know a lot of medical information about the effects of alcohol on the body over time and if this will have serious effects on my health or not. Thanks.

2007-11-09 08:44:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-11-09 08:44:35 · 31 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 08:44:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-09 08:44:27 · 6 answers · asked by נєѕѕι¢α (ανα'ѕ мσмму) 5 in Words & Wordplay

I have a kitten about 22 - 24 weeks old and she's meow'in like crazy at night. some say that she is in heat. Could this young kitten me "In Heat"? if so what can I do to get her to be quiet?

2007-11-09 08:44:27 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Cats

I have a mattress and on top of the mattress I have a featherbed and one of those foam things. I have a mattress cover that goes over all that and then I have my fitted sheet and blanket etc. My featherbed and foam thing keeps sliding off to one side. How do I keep it from doing that? I've used safety pins, the sheet garter things, and buying new sheets, I don't know what else to do. Anyone ever had this problem or know of any solutions? Thanks!

2007-11-09 08:44:25 · 3 answers · asked by Jennie 3 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-11-09 08:44:24 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 08:44:18 · 8 answers · asked by Don D 1 in Trivia