A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5year old son playing w/ his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son say, "All of u sons of b**che$ who want off, get the hell off now.. cuz this is the last stop! & all of u sons of b**che$ who r getting on, get ur @$$E$ on the train..cuz we're going on down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want u 2 go 2 ur room & u r 2 stay there 4 TWO HOURS. When u come out, u may play w/ ur train...but I want u 2 use nice language.'
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers, plz remember ur things, thank u & hope ur trip was a pleasant one. We hope u will ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue.. 4 those of u just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
2007-11-09 08:46:06 · 17 answers · asked by Samantha1029 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.' As the mother began to smile, the child added,
'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
PLEASE see the b**ch in the kitchen...'
2007-11-09 08:46:33 · update #1
LMAO, ROFL, lol & every other damn thing there is out there to describe how much I was laughing, u made......ha.......sorry im still laughing, like I was saying u made my day
2007-11-09 09:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by calis_5nest 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 09:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 23:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, thats to darned funny
2007-11-09 16:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by polorbear2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's very good :D cheers for the laugh
2007-11-09 08:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon Prince 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG tht wuz rly good...the chtspk didn't bother me 1 bit...:P
2007-11-09 08:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats to freakin funny, i loved it
2007-11-09 09:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The kid has a mind of his own.
Funny joke.
2007-11-09 09:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one.
2007-11-09 08:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha! lol. star because thats mad funny.
2007-11-09 08:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by count olaf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋