All categories - 5 November 2007

Henry the Eighth/Prince of Friskers/lost five wifes/but kept/his whiskers/----- -----
He played/a sax/had no BO/but his whiskers scratched/so she let him go/----- -----
Listen, birds/those signs cost/money/so roost awhile but/don't get funny/----- -----. Remember these?

2007-11-05 14:07:16 · 4 answers · asked by snow ball 3 in Senior Citizens

2007-11-05 14:07:09 · 29 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just got a brand new clarinet about a week ago. It's a Buffet R13, and I seem to be having problems with its joints getting stuck, especially the bell. It got stuck once before, but I had my band director get it off, and it took him a while. How can I get the bell unstuck from the lower joint, and prevent this from happening again?

2007-11-05 14:07:09 · 9 answers · asked by hnkjjkhjk j 1 in Performing Arts

You'd think that a business that is run by homosexuals would be more openminded, but they're just as homophobic as everyone else.

The reason I say this is because my friend is a male model and he is gay. I went with him to an open call at an agency a while back. He literally looks like he stepped out of the pages of GQ magazine. He's a very goodlooking guy, has the perfect proportions for a male model, good fashion sense, etc.

So when it was his turn to go meet with the agency, they loved him! They loved his portfolio, his whole look..the only problem was they thought he gave off a gay vibe. They made no secret of it...they told him upfront that he was too gay. Keep in mind the people that were saying this were gay themselves. Needless to say, they never called him back. I also noticed that the models that seemed to be gay were in and out of there pretty quick. They weren't even given a fair chance!

I depise homophobes...

2007-11-05 14:07:00 · 12 answers · asked by Jayd 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

accepting "because I said so" as an answer?

2007-11-05 14:06:50 · 9 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 14:06:49 · 3 answers · asked by Mr R 1 in Other - Computers

dn't say anything like "bad" " cruel" and stuff cuz then it will be so uncreative :)

2007-11-05 14:06:35 · 34 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am interested in a normal name...Nothing that sounds like it belongs in Hollywood...I gave the example "Brooklyn" which could be shortened to "Brooke." But I do not want a name that ends with "lyn"..I can think of lots of those....Thanks for your suggestions!

2007-11-05 14:06:16 · 15 answers · asked by LoveMyKids 2 in Baby Names

2007-11-05 14:06:08 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if i dont eat for a long time and i get really hungry and then i eat, i get really bad stomach cramps. does anyone else have this? is it normal? why do i get them?

2007-11-05 14:06:04 · 12 answers · asked by Destiny G 4 in Other - Health

2007-11-05 14:06:04 · 49 answers · asked by Jennifer S 1 in Fast Food

am i pregnant ? my period comes this week
answer that first then answer how i can relax myself..

2007-11-05 14:05:58 · 16 answers · asked by hello 1 in Pregnancy

Wondering how Good is a Rabitt for a House pet & what kind? are they better than Ferrettes?

2007-11-05 14:05:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

and why?
Thanks

2007-11-05 14:05:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Many people say that Mormons are not Christians and teach things that go against the Bible...

I took lessons from the LDS Missionaries for 5 years, and it took me those 5 years to accept it. In those 5 years, and even continuing today, I have not read anything that goes against the Bible....

So can you show me something, with SCRIPTURAL reference(and make sure it's the correct verse before you post it) from Mormon scriptures that goes against what the bible says?

2007-11-05 14:05:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A spring with k = 10.0 N/m is at the base of a frictionless 30.0° inclined plane. A 0.50 kg object is pressed against the spring, compressing it 0.3 m from its equilibrium position. The object is then released. If the object is not attached to the spring, how far up the incline does it travel before coming to rest and then sliding back down? (See the figure below.)
_________m

Can someone show me how to solve this in steps? I've tried many times and I can't seem to get the right answer. Thanks!

2007-11-05 14:05:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I'm one.

2007-11-05 14:05:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 14:05:25 · 3 answers · asked by Kelsey#1 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-05 14:05:18 · 5 answers · asked by WMHOU14 2 in Classical

2007-11-05 14:04:54 · 14 answers · asked by lanilaidan 1 in Chemistry

2007-11-05 14:04:47 · 6 answers · asked by j 1 in Elections

My brother is 21 and still living with his parents... his criminal record is clean except for a DUI charge about a year ago... anyways the other night randomly my brother tried to kill himself. He slit his wrists and his throat and popped 20+ pills of xanax, 10 pills of phenobarbituates (bare with my spelling here I am only 17) and god knows what else. He seriously just went through every bottle (about 6 different prescription medications) and popped them. He then went to bed. We woke up and we see his wrists and my parents kicked him out. We didn't know anything about the pills although he was acting kind of drunk so we knew something was in his system... when he left we saw the missing pills and called 911 and had him bachoracted. He's in the ER right now sick as hell, he had a heart attack earlier this morning. He can't remember all the pills he took and the doctors were calling us trying to get as much info as possible... he's still sick but not dead so that's a plus...

2007-11-05 14:04:41 · 9 answers · asked by georgeisba 1 in Mental Health

I'm an adult college student and I have a big crush on my professor (who is English, by the way). He just seems a few yrs. older. Should I tell him? It's affecting my classwork in a bad way. I think he is a little attracted to me (long story), but I don't want to start anything...maybe just a little mercy. Is it a bad idea?

2007-11-05 14:04:40 · 10 answers · asked by lovebird 3 in Singles & Dating

....as in, not court ordered. ;)

i do gardening for my twins school and bake for all the bake sales, i've been thinking about doing more though.

2007-11-05 14:04:36 · 10 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is a Mormon take on true Christianity?

2007-11-05 14:04:23 · 15 answers · asked by Isthatso 5 in Religion & Spirituality

When some of them so gleefully say things like "I hope you enjoy burning in hell", which phrase has ACTUALLY been used on here, do they ever look at the other side of the coin? What if an atheist or pagan doctor told a christian "you have cancer and I hope you enjoy dying slowly in so much pain that morphine can't stop it". Before anyone says that this is a different situation, it isn't THAT different. Either way, it is someone gloating over the pain and suffering, they ACTUALLY BELIEVE the other will have to go through. The only real difference is that there are no pagans or atheists that I personally know who would ever be happy about someone suffering. Even if the pain (hell) is a figment of the persons imagination, it is still evil to smugly wish any bad thing on another person who has never caused you harm. It is just as bad to take pleasure or satisfaction in the THOUGHT of another person suffering. Your opinions?

2007-11-05 14:04:17 · 13 answers · asked by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 in Religion & Spirituality

right complete first thing that pops into your head as a parent...i want as an answer to this please!

your son has got me pregnant, we've discussed this together and he has come to the conclusion that he will kill himself if i dont get an abortion, i want to keep the baby what can i do?

need your first initial thoughts if a girl told you that!

2007-11-05 14:04:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I don't want to be acused of running up the score....but its only second quarter?????

2007-11-05 14:04:10 · 12 answers · asked by Sylvia 2 in Football (American)

You have a contact that shares a contact that has a contact that is your fan? And so on?

2007-11-05 14:04:10 · 2 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 14:04:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys