All categories - 5 November 2007

Explain please??

2007-11-05 23:39:00 · 9 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

My husband & I are thinking of a little girl's name but not sure the 'feminine' way to spell it. Payten? Peyton? Other spellings? I know this name can be used for both boys and girls.

2007-11-05 23:38:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-11-05 23:38:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

one day a matron was patrolling the grounds of a mentally challenged hospital as usual when she noticed 1 of the patients drawning in the pool.While she was watching this another patient quickly dived inn to save his fellow friend.and indeed he saved him. Later the hero was called in to sign the release papers.
Matron: " you did a good job saving your friend's life out there".
Patient:" thank you"
Matron: "I have papers for you to sign and you are free to go home.but 1st where is yo friend I'm sure he would wnt 2 say thnk u".
Patient:" well he was so wet I took the liberty of drying him.The laudry line was full so I took a rope and hung him by the neck on the roof in my room but I dnt think he's dry yet cos dat ws 30mnts ago"

2007-11-05 23:37:47 · 11 answers · asked by ms avarage 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What are you mostly Sarcastic about??

2007-11-05 23:37:43 · 18 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

2007-11-05 23:37:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Someone tell me the answer as i dont know how to work it out :)

Also can you tell me how you worked it out so u know for Furture Ref :)

2007-11-05 23:37:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

I am laughing about this. Yahoo answers is defending an anti-Semite.

2007-11-05 23:37:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Israel

Had a scan today and the lump is now 8mm. Tiny. So as cancer grows it looks like all is well. They will monitor. Another scan in January. I wanted to tell you all because of all the love and care and concern you have all showed to me over this problem.I want to tell you what a wonderful bunch of people you all are. How loving and how much you ALL mean to me. Dear dear freinds, THANK YOU. And don't dare anyone report me. These people deserve this post, because of what and who they are. Love Annelle / justme

2007-11-05 23:37:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-05 23:37:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am just starting to learn. I am British and have bought myself a 'total immersion' CD ROM. The first CD teaches you key words, grammar and phrases, and the second one is all in Hebrew to test you.

I do not have the money to stay in Israel to become physically immersed in the language. What else can I do? I am going to Israel on a month-long trip and would like to know a little conversational Hebrew by then, July next year.

Is this a feasible goal?

Any help welcome. Thanks.

2007-11-05 23:36:39 · 4 answers · asked by DaveyMcB 3 in Languages

Hi
Im doing a degree in special needs and during the course i have heard many people talk about the county code practice as a task we have been asked to try and find out what this is and where we can find out about it? However if i type it in google / yahoo / ask all i get is info on the special educational needs code of practice not a county specific one! so has any one out there ever heard of this or know where i can find out about it?

2007-11-05 23:36:38 · 5 answers · asked by sandradapanda 2 in Special Education

2007-11-05 23:36:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

1. Why do you think they would put themselves in that kind of situation?
2. How do Australians feel about John Howard? (I am not an Australian so don't know much about him and his government)
3. I can't understand why they would take that kind of a risk especially in Indonesia!

2007-11-05 23:36:35 · 2 answers · asked by always4him 1 in Current Events

2007-11-05 23:36:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

I hated them since the RIAA Started suing preteens and teens. I turned against the Law Enforcement and do anything to verbally hate any police that arrests file sharers, and file downloaders.

I hate the fact Police Have to OBEY The Law made by stinken congressman and congressKKK. They pass stupid laws and then make the police arrest people that don't like our laws.

That's a dictatorship or communism to get police to arrest file shareres.

I SUPPORT LEGAL FILE SHARING. Is that why people hate the cops cause they want to ruin filesharing, and downloaders, and data miners.

2007-11-05 23:35:59 · 7 answers · asked by Peatie 1 in Law & Ethics

By classic, I mean the power-three: Flowers, Sweets (namely Chocolates) and cute stuffy animals.

Since we are in the 21st century already, do these power-three still work? Are they still as effective as before? Or are girls looking for "something new" nowadays? If so, what are they?

2007-11-05 23:35:50 · 15 answers · asked by James 3 in Singles & Dating

Is this book still available in the stores?

I heard that lots of Protestants converted to Catholictism after reading this book..including some famous pastors..

I'm getting sick and tired of foreceful nature of Protestant preaching...; S and getting confused as to which is the right way in truly serving our Lord...

2007-11-05 23:35:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions...

Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
Bring cheerleaders.
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
Bring pets.
Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else.
Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).
Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.
Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.).
Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
One word: Wrestlemania.
Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why My Professor S*cks".

2007-11-05 23:35:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 23:34:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-11-05 23:34:45 · 10 answers · asked by spidey 2 in Other - Music

Me and my girl have both had tough lives and were currently in a long distance relationship. Within my life I've only been the person I've known how to be i may be a cold person or even been described as not having emotions and i want to change that how do i do that? i want to become a better person for her but not become just another somebody you know?

2007-11-05 23:34:26 · 4 answers · asked by Max 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-05 23:34:25 · 14 answers · asked by hellllloooooooo 1 in Mathematics

can anyone reccomend a good place to get it repaired or is there a central canon repair center in the UK, its working funny after moisture got into it in my bag, on a rainey hike

2007-11-05 23:34:00 · 2 answers · asked by lee b 2 in Cameras

We been together going on three years. I know he thinks about leaving her. We never discuss his marriage. It started out as a casual thing. Now we are in love. I think everyone deserve to be happy.

2007-11-05 23:33:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

8. ------- involves the products, services, and other outcomes produced by the organization.
a. Inputs
b. Transformation process
c. Outputs
d. Feed Back
9. ------ is known as the father of scientific management.
a. Fredrick Winslow Taylor.
b. Max Weber
c. Peter Drucker
d. None of the given options
10. ------ searches organization and its environment for opportunities and initiates “improvement projects” to bring about changes.
a. Disturbance handler
b. Liaison
c. Leader
d. Entrepreneur
11. Mr. A is a manager in Xyz Company. He gets his work done with and through other people. He leads the employees motivates them and have a good interaction with his employees, which of the following skills he has:
a. Technical Skills
b. Human Skills
c. Conceptual Skills
d. Decisional Skills
12. ------- is the final step in the decision-making process.
a. Implementing the decision
b. Evaluating the decision
c. Recognizing the decision
d. Evaluating the alternatives

2007-11-05 23:33:53 · 1 answers · asked by ♥*´`*♥ANIS AHMAD♥*´`*♥ 2 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

2007-11-05 23:33:41 · 24 answers · asked by iamme 2 in Religion & Spirituality

and did his character on the bill die or has he left that show. just wondering

2007-11-05 23:33:33 · 16 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Soap Operas

2007-11-05 23:33:27 · 17 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys