one day a matron was patrolling the grounds of a mentally challenged hospital as usual when she noticed 1 of the patients drawning in the pool.While she was watching this another patient quickly dived inn to save his fellow friend.and indeed he saved him. Later the hero was called in to sign the release papers.
Matron: " you did a good job saving your friend's life out there".
Patient:" thank you"
Matron: "I have papers for you to sign and you are free to go home.but 1st where is yo friend I'm sure he would wnt 2 say thnk u".
Patient:" well he was so wet I took the liberty of drying him.The laudry line was full so I took a rope and hung him by the neck on the roof in my room but I dnt think he's dry yet cos dat ws 30mnts ago"
2007-11-05
23:37:47
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