Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said. Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God (wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants). A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh, " Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno" Eve answered.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
2007-11-05 05:23:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
In terms of ecological systems, what is the difference?
2007-11-05 05:23:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology
2007-11-05 05:23:25 · 4 answers · asked by fatandsmooth 5 in Air Travel
When I asked:
OK, LET'S TRY THlS AGAlN. THIS TIME YOU'LL ANSWER?
What do you have a taste for right now?
I could eat some Empanadas from ON THE BORDER. Beef and or chicken ones.
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Uh, oh looks like Answers isn't going to post this one. You know what happens next don't ya?
None of you answered. Now I'm going to ask like a lady.
Ladies and gentlemen what do you have a taste for right now?
2007-11-05 05:23:18 · 28 answers · asked by Life is not a dress rehearsal! 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-05 05:23:17 · 1 answers · asked by MARIA 2 in Other - Food & Drink
how?
2007-11-05 05:23:05 · 23 answers · asked by Ťango 3 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-11-05 05:23:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rail
Will we explore the universe some day...those that make heaven?.. Will we rule other planets that maybe have life on them???? Are there planets that have beings living on them???? What do you think about all this???
2007-11-05 05:22:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space
We dont drive and out hotel only offers service to Disney not Universial
2007-11-05 05:22:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Orlando
...readjusting and settling into what you have always been?
And, what is it about "what you've always been" that can seem so difficult to "see," when it's always right there within you?
{{{{{{{{{{{ cosmic hugz }}}}}}}}}}}
2007-11-05 05:22:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-11-05 05:22:11 · 2 answers · asked by biskits mom 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
Someone from our homeowners association (a legal corp) came to our door in the middle of a party and demanded payment of a 2 mo old past due bill. I said I needed to look at it when I had a moment, to verify. However he said he would just stand there until I gave him a check. Being in the middle of having company I had no choice but to pay this stranger and get on with the party.
2007-11-05 05:21:48 · 5 answers · asked by Amy r 2 in Credit
shall i leave him . he give more importance to reading newspaper and his job than finding some time for me suggest what i should do ?
2007-11-05 05:21:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce
he is outside, I try changing the place of the food, but they always seem to find it.
2007-11-05 05:21:23 · 14 answers · asked by yajairav89 2 in Dogs
Someone from our homeowners association (a legal corp) came to our door in the middle of a party and demanded payment of a 2 mo old past due bill. I said I needed to look at it when I had a moment, to verify. However he said he would just stand there until I gave him a check. Being in the middle of having company I had no choice but to pay this stranger and get on with the party.
2007-11-05 05:21:23 · 2 answers · asked by Amy r 2 in Law & Ethics
Our house is really old. We got our wires checked about 20 years ago. Lately I've been experiencing some power problems but Edison said it's occurring outside. I worry though that I end up with a faulty wire and the house ends up burning down or something. It's just my own big fear. So how often to you guys get an electrician or some professional to come check your wires inside your house?
2007-11-05 05:21:22 · 7 answers · asked by Jordin K 5 in Maintenance & Repairs
Is it just the common fashion? Required? Do they do it for political or religious reasons? What is the history behind it? Do the reasons vary from group to group? How? Do women in such groups do the same?
Please be as detailed as possible, and SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. Thanks.
2007-11-05 05:21:00 · 5 answers · asked by Vincent 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups
Is it a reasonable question?
2007-11-05 05:20:58 · 5 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys
since this past June I named my son Chase?
2007-11-05 05:20:52 · 8 answers · asked by Rosie aka Rosie 6 in NASCAR
As you MUST know by now....This is not homework, but rather wholesome,creative fun on YA.
1. Get Off My Coud, you moronic angel.
2. Last Time I come to THIS store.
3. Brown Sugar is JUST what this needs.
4. Satisfaction will be mine when _______
5. Here comes my 19th Nervous Breakdown.
6. You Got Me Rocking with all these Mixed Emotions, babe.
7. It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)......SUE ME !!
8. Good Times, Bad Times ...... We've had them all.
9. The address is 2120 South Michigan Avenue .
10. Well. Well. Well. If it isn't the Spider And The Fly.
2007-11-05 05:20:51 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Words & Wordplay
2007-11-05 05:20:49 · 15 answers · asked by loudwalker 2 in Football (American)
I am making a trip to Las Vegas this week and wondered if anyone who has been there recently who likes to gamble and play slots could give me some pointers on best odds and specific machines at places which are paying out lately??
2007-11-05 05:20:47 · 12 answers · asked by Sneaker Collector 2 in Las Vegas
well, im trying to get my christmas shopping done now, but i dont know what to get my boyfriends parents. i was thinking a gift card out to eat at a restaraunt they like, but do you think thats too cheesy?
2007-11-05 05:20:31 · 14 answers · asked by nicky 1 in Christmas
If so, I could really use a couple of midwives.
2007-11-05 05:20:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy
Asking the "why" behind you being a feminist. I lean on that side because my dad ditched his wife of 6 years, 5 year old daughter and 1 year old daughter (me) and never came back. Was wondering if bad experiences from men is why other women are feminist.
2007-11-05 05:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies
2007-11-05 05:20:07 · 7 answers · asked by Soda 4 in Other - Cars & Transportation
What is a good site for research on the Revolutionary War besides wikipedia.Please hurry I have to write a 10 page paper thats due tommorowon this topic.
2007-11-05 05:19:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help
make it about how much you like music or something do with music
2007-11-05 05:19:50 · 8 answers · asked by lauren 4 in Words & Wordplay
And I mean all those people here in the Philosophy section. Those who turn up to answer this questions are my friends and are on the same wavelength with me. But those who don't respond and cannot answer this question are afraid. And I remember their names who normally responded to questions on the philosophy of life
as I did with them before.
NO MUDSLINGING PLEASE!
2007-11-05 05:19:45 · 16 answers · asked by Lance 5 in Philosophy
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