•♥• Can you write an amusing TALE OF LOVE that includes 6 of these Rolling Stones titles that I tweaked?

Question

As you MUST know by now....This is not homework, but rather wholesome,creative fun on YA.

1. Get Off My Coud, you moronic angel.
2. Last Time I come to THIS store.
3. Brown Sugar is JUST what this needs.
4. Satisfaction will be mine when _______
5. Here comes my 19th Nervous Breakdown.
6. You Got Me Rocking with all these Mixed Emotions, babe.
7. It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)......SUE ME !!
8. Good Times, Bad Times ...... We've had them all.
9. The address is 2120 South Michigan Avenue .
10. Well. Well. Well. If it isn't the Spider And The Fly.

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Answer 1

(9) The address is 2120 South Michigan Avenue. (8) Good times, bad times...we've had them all since moving here after my my mother's last breakdown.

You remember that one don't you. That was the day the police showed up because she was playing her music so loud in the store no one could hear a thing. When people complained she would yell at them "(7) Its only rock and roll (BUT I LIKE IT)...SUE ME 'CAUSE I AIN'T STOPPIN'. Of course the police called the people from the mental institution AGAIN, and they took her away AGAIN. Of course she had to have the last word so as they put her in that straight jacket she just kept yelling " (2) LAST TIME I COME TO THIS STORE." Of course the shopkeeper and his patrons hoped that was true.

Things have been good here though since she was released last year but I'm afraid (5) here comes that 19th nervous breakdown. I caught her last night sitting on the stoop watching the people walk by. She was spooking them because every time a couple walked by she would say "(10) Well, well, well, if it isn't the Spider and the Fly." Then she would say "(4) Satisfaction will be mine when the spider EATS the fly."

I had to bring her in before someone called the police. I hate myself for thinking it but I just wanted to yell "(1) Get Off My Cloud, you moronic angel," but she really is sweet most of the time. I'll keep her here of course. I love Mom so much and have for the most part adapted to her idiosyncracies.

I have to go now. She wants me to join her for breakfast. Of course it's not really breakfast. There's nothing in the bowls. We just pretend to be having a nice breakfast together. Every now and then she say (3) "Brown Sugar is JUST what this needs," and I pretend to give her some. I love sitting here listening to her stories. I hope we can keep doing this for a long time because I love my Mom and like living here on Michigan Avenue.

Answer 2

A Tale of Love: (Scene starts in the car)
Mick : Ah, honey You know I love ya, but you got to get off of my cloud you moronic angel.
Bianca : Well this is the last time i come to this store.
Mick : Brown sugar is just what this needs, that's all baby and you know what I'm talking about girl.
Bianca: Oh God, Here comes my 19th nervous breakdown again. You got me Rocking with all these mixed emotions babe.
Mick : Honey you know thru good times, bad times ... we've had them all right?
Satisfaction will be mine when you finally admit Its only Rock and Roll but I like it, so sue me if it gets you that upset.
Bianca: Mick, lets go to that special place of ours. I need you now.
Mick : You mean what i think? Where the address is 2120 S. Michigan Avenue, That place?
Bianca : Yes lover.
Mick : Well well well, If it isn't the Spider and the Fly trick again.
Bianca : I love you Mick.
Mick : And oh how i love you sugar!

Another bizarre Love story.

Answer 3

It was a summer evening as I floated , well it was like floating as, you see, I had fallen madly in love some fifty years ago. damn me as I looked around the sky there is this moronic looking angel sitting on my "coud !!" " Get off my coud you moronic angle "I cried. Don't recall why I was crying but suspect it was the direction of my story of love,Anyway, to continue, I relented somewhat and called to the moronic angle " If you want somewhere to go rather than on my coud come to my home later the address is 2120 South Michigan street. we can cry on each others shouders and reminisce about the Good Times and the bad times, lord knows I've had them all , the latest bad time I have had is in trying to spell reminisce, not to mention shoulder.She , the moronic angle ,assuming that the moronic angle WAS/IS a she, for some reason replied "Well well well .if this isn't the spider and the fly type cheek , we only just met and there you are trying to get me to your place, but I must admit you got me rocking with all these mixed emotions , and if I am not very carefull 'here comes my 19th nervous break down', . But I have decided to visit you at your place (wonder if satisfaction will be mine there?) If I do come please remember, in my coffee, brown sugar is JUST what this needs .. "
Incidentally did the Rolling stones write anything with the title . "JEEZE how corny can ya get ?. " Well I tried didn't I ?.