A man from the city was driving in the country when he came across a farmer plowing the fields with no pants on. 'how come u are not wearing any pants? he asked....'Well buddy, the other day I went out into the field and I forgot to wear my shirt. That nite my neck was stiffer than a board...sooo this is my wife's idea!:)
2007-10-28 08:42:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2007-10-28 08:41:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation
2007-10-28 08:41:51 · 1 answers · asked by Kelly 3 in Drawing & Illustration
Evaluate:
[ 1510 x 10102 / 516 - C16 / 01002 + 01012 / 01012 ] / 410
With 10 being the base on 15, 2 on 1010, 16 on 5, 16 on c, 2 on 100, 2 on 101, and 10 on 4
2007-10-28 08:41:49 · 2 answers · asked by yanks1mets2000 3 in Mathematics
I can imagine the God /the concept, not the God himself/, I understand the Jesus to be the Son, but what is the Holy ghost and how does he/it differ from the God...
I mean I know the common answers like "these three are One in fact" etc.
Please ommit accusing the Christianity of polytheism, this is not the issue discussed in my question.
2007-10-28 08:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-10-28 08:41:35 · 7 answers · asked by Fiscal 1 in History
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel," which often landed his opponents in the hospital.
When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, "Coach, he's HUGE. I'm scared."
The coach replied, "You da MAN! Just go in there and tear him up!"
The guy started the match quite confidently, but after about a minute, the Russian picked him up, slammed him into the famous pretzel, and sent him to the emergency room.
The same thing happened to the second wrestler, so the third guy was petrified. He told his coach he was backing out.
The coach said, "C'mon, son. You're our last chance!"
The kid started out pretty well, but when the Russian started to twist him into the pretzel, the coach covered his eyes. When he opened them, he saw the referee holding the American's hand up in victory. The coach, baffled, asked the kid how he did it.
"Well Coach, when that damn Russian picked me up and started twisting my body, it HURT! So when I saw two red things dangling there, I bit them... HARD! You'd be surprised what you can do when you bite your own nuts!"
2007-10-28 08:41:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2007-10-28 08:41:28 · 5 answers · asked by heynikky 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology
2007-10-28 08:41:28 · 4 answers · asked by melstxi055 3 in Mathematics
...if |K| = 42 and |G| = 420, what are the possible orders of H? Thanks to whoever can help me.
2007-10-28 08:41:16 · 1 answers · asked by Randall N 1 in Mathematics
its...ROCKY ROAD, issues and yummy, yum, yum...me!!!
2007-10-28 08:41:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I inherited my mom's mobile home....if I wanted to sell it how would I price it? Should I find a realtor even if I already have a buyer? Do I have to get it apprasied even if I know how much the town is taxing it?
2007-10-28 08:41:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate
That is a lot of packages. Is there something in there for me?
2007-10-28 08:40:54 · 15 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys
In 1986 one of the reactors on Chernobyl exploded, leading to what is known as one of the worst disasters in history. Approximately 30 people died immiediatly, many more died in the days and months that followed. It is estimated that we will see the sideeffects of the disaster in up to 70 years, such as: cancer, deformated and abnormal children in the area.
In december 2004 a tsunami hit south Asia, at least 155.000 died.
In 1918 the worldwide spanish influenza epidemic caused at least 25 million deaths.
1945: Hiroshima and Nagasaki: 110.000 people died, 130.000 were injured. 5 years later the number of deaths caused by radiation had reached 230.000
9/11 2001. A date that has marked the world forever. Suicide attacks on the WTC by islamic terrorists lead to the death of 2974 innocent people.
The history says it all. We have already seen many disasters, and there's more to come.
What do you fear the most? Is it war? Natural disasters? Terrorists? Or something else?
2007-10-28 08:40:51 · 4 answers · asked by TrickyTiger 3 in History
a kid finds and flies around in a snazzy shiny space ship.
2007-10-28 08:40:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
Is it ok to use the f work and the s word, etc. in normal social settings in modern America?
2007-10-28 08:40:35 · 21 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys
Like what are the simple beliefs of both parties? This isn't OPINIONATED so please dont degrade the other party. Just list what you think of your own party.
2007-10-28 08:40:26 · 4 answers · asked by czsoccerdude 2 in Other - Politics & Government
My Mother in Law mary is annoyed that she was expected to pay for her own meal at a restaurant...the meal was organised by her daughter for HER daughter Jos 18th Birthday. There were various family members invited and some friends...everyone was asked to attend and then expected to pay for their own meal...my MIL feels that her daughter and her husband should have offered to pay for her dinner...she feels that she spent a lot on Jos present and that when asked to dinner...the asker should pay...she also feels that if you want to throw a dinner party for a birthday then those invited are guests...and should not pay...who is right? Mu MIL would like your opinions?
2007-10-28 08:40:18 · 28 answers · asked by Daisyhill 7 in Etiquette
I'm not sure if I have a virus but I get a ton of pop ups and my internet explorer stopped working. so is there a program I can download for free to "clean" my computer?
2007-10-28 08:40:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security
There are many Gay closeted people in high power in the world. Do they create more damage then good?
http://www.monbiot.com/archives/2000/07/13/is-the-pope-gay/
2007-10-28 08:39:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
please help i'm making a menu in spanish for home work and i don't know how to write the prices.
2007-10-28 08:39:23 · 6 answers · asked by sara s 2 in Languages
how is that people who don't believe in God, blame him for everything, and say why didn't God do anything about Katrina? Why did God let that kid go in and shoot students and teachers in school?? What about all the crime?But actually those people don' t want prayer in schools, and Dr. Spock tells us not to discipline our kids, his son committed suicide, and we wonder what is wrong with kids and why is all this bad stuff happening?? It must be God's fault, how if you don't believe in him and people fight so hard to keep in out of the equation. You can't blame someone you don't believe in. You don't want him involved maybe he has backed off and letting the chips fall where they may. People go to the supreme court to get God out of the pledge of alleigance. Be careful what you ask for.
2007-10-28 08:39:22 · 27 answers · asked by Godsgirl 4 in Religion & Spirituality
I met Darryl Sittler today, he is so awesome! he's really nice too, alot of athletes sound snotty but he sounded so nice, and i couldnt stop smiling lol i was all jumpy and happy, i finally get to meet one of the great maple leafs! it was sooooooo cool!
He gave me two Autographs also, it was so awesome... i'm so excited!
anyone ever met one of their hockey heros that made them all happy and excited? :P
2007-10-28 08:39:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hockey
2007-10-28 08:38:59 · 3 answers · asked by debbie.sims 3 in Other - Society & Culture
2007-10-28 08:38:55 · 4 answers · asked by Kelly 3 in Hair
2007-10-28 08:38:50 · 1 answers · asked by KaiKai 1 in Other - Computers
My boyfriend is out of town and he let me borrow his truck. It is a brand new F150, and noone else has ever driven it. I was just driving it and I accidently backed into another truck. I guess the other guys damage wasnt too bad, cause he drove off. The plastic part of the bumper is scratched but you can't really tell. There is a chip of black paint about as big as a pinky nail missing from the actual truck part in the back. You can't really see it, unless you look really close. There were some white marks around the paint chip, so I tried to buff those out and they came off, but only to leave little tiny scratches in their place. If I didn't tell him, I don't know if he'd ever notice, but if he did, he'd be able to tell that someone tried to fix it---so it couldn't be played off like I didnt know. If I tell him I dont know whether to tell him now over the phone or wait till he comes back in a month. If I tell him over the phone, he may think it is alot worse. Idk what 2 do
2007-10-28 08:38:46 · 5 answers · asked by 91Bvet 2 in Singles & Dating
I get drunk very quickly, even after a few bottles, the room starts spinning. I am known to drink alcohol like water, but isn't drinking fast supposed to prevent me from getting so drunk i can't even stand straight, it's so annoying!
I'm not an acoholic by the way, I drink once or twice during the week. too be honest i'm actually not a big drinker.
2007-10-28 08:38:37 · 85 answers · asked by stupid 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits
2007-10-28 08:38:30 · 35 answers · asked by Salsa034848 2 in Polls & Surveys
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