2 men get on a bus and once they sit down start talking. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"emma come first,
den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, the come togther again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasts time".
The lady cant take this any more, "you foul mouthed sex obsessed pig", she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
Heya, coola down lady, said the man.
"who talkin 'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'
£5 pounds says you go back and read this again :)))
2007-10-27
05:40:44
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