2 men get on a bus and once they sit down start talking. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"emma come first,
den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, the come togther again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasts time".
The lady cant take this any more, "you foul mouthed sex obsessed pig", she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
Heya, coola down lady, said the man.
"who talkin 'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'
£5 pounds says you go back and read this again :)))
2007-10-27 05:40:44 · 17 answers · asked by Magster 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I needed a laugh today. Good one. I did have to read it again so where do I send the 5 pounds. Seing I am in the US you will have to tell me the exchange rate if you want your full 5 pounds. lol.
2007-10-27 07:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good I got it the first time that's the first time I've heard that one. Very funny!
2007-10-27 13:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by misty m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did go back and read it again - sorry you cannot have 5 pounds, but I like it!!!
2007-10-27 12:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Petero 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
I did read it again. If your willing to fly to Ohio I'll $5.
2007-10-27 13:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one never heard that before
yep when back and read it
heres a star
2007-10-27 12:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really nice this one!never heard it before...yes,i did read it again and for the fun a 3rd time.......thanks!
2007-10-27 12:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by matissina07 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one! Star!
2007-10-27 13:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by Asylum Escapee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i cant stop laughing its a good one take a star
2007-10-27 12:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by dixi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i ddnt have to reread it but that was good! so where is my 5 pounds?
2007-10-27 12:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by emorangers16 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're right I read it again. That was good.
2007-10-27 13:13:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋