there's a blond in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat when another blond drives by. seeing what the other blond is doing she gets out of her car and yells "its blonde's like you that give blonde's like me a bad name and if i could swim i would go out there and kick your ***"
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said "CONCENTRATE."
Johnny in school?A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby, what is round and red?'' Bobby says, ''A banana!'' The teacher says, ''No, Bobby, it's an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.'' The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says, ''An apple!'' The teacher says, ''NoBobby, but at least you you were thinking.'' Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher, ''What is 4 inches long, yellow and has red on the tip?'' The teacher says, ''BOBBY!! Is that what I think it is? A penis?'' Bobby says, ''No, it's a match, but at least I know you were thinking"!!
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