there's a blond in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat when another blond drives by. seeing what the other blond is doing she gets out of her car and yells "its blonde's like you that give blonde's like me a bad name and if i could swim i would go out there and kick your ***"
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said "CONCENTRATE."
Johnny in school?A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby, what is round and red?'' Bobby says, ''A banana!'' The teacher says, ''No, Bobby, it's an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.'' The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says, ''An apple!'' The teacher says, ''NoBobby, but at least you you were thinking.'' Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher, ''What is 4 inches long, yellow and has red on the tip?'' The teacher says, ''BOBBY!! Is that what I think it is? A penis?'' Bobby says, ''No, it's a match, but at least I know you were thinking"!!
2007-10-26 05:05:56 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaa!! Ohh my gosh,, i am laphin soo much!!
there really good
im going to be telling them to all my friends, you are funny!!
Chazzi xx
2007-10-26 05:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by Chaz x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah they were funny,, but how did Little Johnny change to Bobby in the joke? So who was thinking? J/K
2007-10-26 12:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Marzgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 12:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how old Bobby is but any way it was funny:)
2007-10-26 12:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones,
But the Last was the catch....lol
Cheers
2007-10-26 12:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by Prince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, I like the last one.
2007-10-26 12:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny!! gotta call my brother he loves blonde jokes
2007-10-26 12:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very cute 10/10 * for you
2007-10-26 13:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but old
2007-10-26 12:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by shys mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-10-26 12:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by bellejnz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋