All categories - 23 October 2007

Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button thats come off of me fly I canny button me pants."
"Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it"
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says "My god, what in hells name happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye" says Angus.."I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did, everything was goin fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread... Mr. MacDonald walked in..

2007-10-23 15:40:24 · 17 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm watching one right now on TV.

2007-10-23 15:40:23 · 14 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I'am 16 going on to 17.
I can have pale skin but in summer im more dark but still pale.
I have hazel eyes but vary in different light.
I have blonde hair and I just got it streaked/highlighted in SEP.

2007-10-23 15:40:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

other thing is i inistalled ca antivirus first but then i inistalled norton but i couldn't delete ca untivirus and also my cd driver doeasn't work in windows but it works for booting or some thing like this also i have windows vista cd now what do you suggest?

2007-10-23 15:40:05 · 2 answers · asked by hamid h 1 in Security

I have just come down with strep or sore throat and I want to know how to get over it the quickest. Help please!!!

2007-10-23 15:39:57 · 11 answers · asked by Sweet Decadance 2 in Other - Health

I mean, I love P&S because that's basically what it is, but I've always noticed that when people really ask surveys, they rarely ever get enough answers to actually count for a good survey or poll. If Y!A's got a Misc. Category then that would allow for those who wanted good polls and surveys answers to get their results while also accomidating those of us who are here to ask fun meaningless questions. What do you think?

2007-10-23 15:39:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 15:39:46 · 2 answers · asked by akshay 2 in Botany

Identity sucks, i need help step by step would help thanks

2007-10-23 15:39:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-10-23 15:39:45 · 13 answers · asked by x-man 1 in Football (American)

2007-10-23 15:39:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-23 15:39:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Greek and Italian

2007-10-23 15:39:24 · 41 answers · asked by nobodyd 7 in Polls & Surveys

A voice message was waiting for my husband to recieve. I usually dont snoop around his stuff, however it was 3 o'clock in the morning. At first I thought it was from his mom since she has been very ill lately, but when I looked to see who it was I found out it was some woman. Looking a little suspicious I decided to check it out. When I got to his voice mail the woman exactly said, " Hey babe I miss you. I cant wait to see you tomorrow. I love you!" my heart was broken. I confronted my husband about it and he said that nothing was going, that she likes him, and they just talk and blah blah blah. I told him not to talk to her anymore and I caught him three times. I even called the lady up very nicely and she said nothing was going on either but my husband told her that him and i were seperated. But my husband denies everything! I dont know what to believe him or her?

2007-10-23 15:39:23 · 41 answers · asked by Mikki 1 in Marriage & Divorce

So I have a friend who is 17 and he has a friend who is 22. But his family wants to get the 22 year old arrested for just talking to him. I told him that I don't think it's possible but I am not too sure. Can you arrest someone just for talking as friends?

2007-10-23 15:39:20 · 11 answers · asked by lostprophet639 1 in Friends

im just curious, i hope to god they didnt boo him, that would be killer upsetting especially for a guy who is probably expecting to walk in and hear cheers from the team he was so loyal too, He freakin cried over them!

2007-10-23 15:39:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hockey

im a jr in high school and is in public speaking class my speech is on the war in Iraq. I need something catchy for my opener but i dont know what to say for my introduction to make it sound interesting. my topic is on why we're still in Iraq and has the Bush supported the idea of troop withdrawal.

2007-10-23 15:39:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-10-23 15:39:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I know I sure don't. Maybe if I did I'd have better luck, you think?

2007-10-23 15:39:04 · 10 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Every time I make a cut, the edges come out black, and often there's some smoke. Pushing the wood through quickly lessens the problem, but it never really goes away. Should I have the blade sharpened, replace it, or is there possibly some other problem?

2007-10-23 15:38:53 · 10 answers · asked by Bill2006 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-10-23 15:38:28 · 2 answers · asked by Shivani P 1 in Languages

Or where can I find them? I know I could search out dumpsters and ask different stores if they have any, but I was wondering if there are any stores that sell single cheap cardboard boxes. I need a large one that will fit as my costume, I'm going to be a rubix cube (for halloween.) I live in Illinois so any stores around here that you know of that sell them individually (and not in packs, office depot sells in packs of ten for ONE HUNDRED dollars. ridiculous) would be really helpful!

2007-10-23 15:38:18 · 9 answers · asked by prettybones@sbcglobal.net 1 in Other - US Local Businesses

2007-10-23 15:38:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-23 15:37:58 · 85 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

use the second derivative test to find the relative extrema.
h(t)= t-4sqrt t+1

2007-10-23 15:37:48 · 3 answers · asked by laweezer08 1 in Mathematics

Ok so I just turned 28 this past April and I believe that the Gray Hair evil spirits are coming for me...in the past 5 months the amount of grays doubled leaving me no choice but to start dying my hair/roots? I have natural medium brown hair, I do not color b/c my color is fabulous. Anyone have suggestions...root touch ups...those hair mascara wands...? I need help!

2007-10-23 15:37:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

I have a wonderful dog (Penny) that I just found out is protective of us. My mom walked in my house today from a trip and Penny growled and barked at her while she stood right by me. She (my mom) is the first person to enter my house since I got her. I hate to say it but it made me proud that she protects her family.

My husband and I are wondering
If an intruder were to break in and she were to bite them would she be taken from her home for a 10 day hold? I say no because the intruder broke in an she was protecting us. She also is up to date on all her shots and she wears her tags. he says yes.
I want to hear what others think.

2007-10-23 15:37:40 · 14 answers · asked by momof3 6 in Dogs

Lebron James is the best NBA player today. THe reason why Lebron took his team the Cleveland,Cavs to the NBA Finals.
Kobe had Shaq & Micheal Jordan had Scottie Pippen
(I dont remeber Jordan winning a championship without Pippen & I dont remember Kobe winning a series at all without shaq)So therefore Jordan and Kobe had back-up
Who did Lebron had nobody.(People say that Lebron had Hughes and Illgalskus,but if those two was that good why did they had a losing season.)
Lebron James made it to the Nba Finals before Kobe and Jordan,and Lebron will get a ring before its all said and done
the only thing thats in his way are the Boston Celtics

2007-10-23 15:37:39 · 16 answers · asked by ae3magic 1 in Basketball

I have to buy them on DVD to see now. Remember Barnaby Jones, Hunter, Kojak, Ellery Queen, The Hardy Boys and Police Woman? Geez, we had something to look forward to every night!! At least I can watch Columbo, Matlock and Murder She Wrote on the Hallmark cable network.

2007-10-23 15:37:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-10-23 15:37:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

whose life can you most closely identify with and why?

2007-10-23 15:37:21 · 22 answers · asked by Virginia B (John 16:33) 7 in Religion & Spirituality