All categories - 12 October 2007

Every time I see a lolreligion question on these boards, it's mobbed by atheists with their thumbs ups and thumbs downs and their pithy comments and their "science."

If God was good enough for your parents, it's darn well good enough for you! I demand that you heed convention and bow to the invisible babysitter! You'd know the truth if only you'd open your heart to haysoos. (srsly)

You know what would be a good idea? Let's go across the country and replace all the encyclopedias with Bibles. All your measly "science" has is like, look at me I'm a theory disprove me with a better theory I'm not really that sweet anyway. But the Bible is all like, yo, I'm the Bible, I get a capital B, and I'm the truest, cuz my dad says I'm the truest, and he wrote me, and he's got invisible juice, and is the best dad ever, even after that whole send your son to his death thing.

Stop being such fanboys. Science is silly when you can get daps from the Lord.


~Swingers

2007-10-12 04:11:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QGyLqQ2CI

2007-10-12 04:11:10 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Other - Music

Just my luck!

2007-10-12 04:11:08 · 20 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

A=bh
A=(3 1/2)(2 3/4)

soooo i know i'm to x them after i do something to get a whole number... how?

2007-10-12 04:11:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-10-12 04:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-10-12 04:11:01 · 18 answers · asked by Nina, BaC 7 in Religion & Spirituality

beautiful; intelligent; good looking; faithful....

2007-10-12 04:10:47 · 10 answers · asked by Blue O 1 in Psychology

I'm looking for the word that describes fear... that ends with phobia.

2007-10-12 04:10:42 · 7 answers · asked by f4u2nv69 2 in Words & Wordplay

I would like to get inform how to build a VOIP application like www.internetcalls.com . How much can it cost to pay a developer to build such an application?. Which company is the cheapest bulk VOIP wholeseller? . Thanks

2007-10-12 04:10:41 · 2 answers · asked by Krizs 1 in Programming & Design

How many girls/or guys have u slept with in one day???

2007-10-12 04:10:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Hi, I am on a diet and have got down to a size 14 (UK size). What is that in inches? Thanks!

2007-10-12 04:10:28 · 7 answers · asked by embassy0808 1 in Diet & Fitness

He was a bad manager before that-or was it that he just had horrible players?

2007-10-12 04:10:21 · 7 answers · asked by nofear_intrepid40 1 in Baseball

2007-10-12 04:10:21 · 21 answers · asked by chris k 1 in Words & Wordplay

i got two ultrasonds already, but my bf didnot get to see any, i was just wondering if i will be receiving any more?

2007-10-12 04:10:15 · 5 answers · asked by ms attitude 2 in Pregnancy

2007-10-12 04:10:07 · 26 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would a female tell the truth about this? Are there female that really perfer phone sex over the real thing?

2007-10-12 04:10:04 · 9 answers · asked by Tim 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Is it the toasty bread that gets you or the softness of fresh bread that's your thing?

2007-10-12 04:09:58 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Looked in my catalogues and to expensive, also older models. anywhere else?

2007-10-12 04:09:55 · 16 answers · asked by michelle d 1 in Cameras

i was bored

2007-10-12 04:09:48 · 24 answers · asked by ? 1 in Adolescent

Mine's a mess....

2007-10-12 04:09:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 04:09:34 · 6 answers · asked by diesel85 1 in Dogs

ive had a bladder infection for exactly a week now. i havnt gotten any antibiotics yet because of the fact that i LOST my health card( i was using as i.d at a bar, not a good idea)anyways, this morning i woke up and my right side of my back hurts.its kind of near my hip but more inwards towards my spine. im assuming its my kidneys...right?

has it gone too far?im going to the doctors tonight, im just alittle paranoid.

2007-10-12 04:09:28 · 6 answers · asked by hayley420 2 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-10-12 04:08:57 · 50 answers · asked by Misused 3 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know what the point is that is 5.44 away from point (7,3). Possibly one could use the distance formula. I would like to know how you got it also.

2007-10-12 04:08:56 · 5 answers · asked by rossmt66 2 in Mathematics

Do you think that God has created someone special for you or would you rather just marry anyone who may end up divorcing you? Like what do you think?

2007-10-12 04:08:54 · 33 answers · asked by ~Living4HIM~ 4 in Marriage & Divorce

If so, why? Do you feel public schools are good enough? If you wouldn't want your child to do home schooling, why?

2007-10-12 04:08:44 · 20 answers · asked by LoveBeingAMum 5 in Parenting

2007-10-12 04:08:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A friend told me that when she visited a household in the US, she was astonished that when Bush came on the TV, the child of the house, aged about 6, promptly stood up and saluted!
She was told that American children are trained to regard the president as some kind of god-like figure, an object of respect and awe.
Question being, is this really the sort of thing that goes on over there? It sounds dangerously like indoctrination to me - like the way the German kids used to be taught to stand to salute Hitler. This kind of attitude is completely alien in the UK, where the only thing we are taught as kids in regard to our prime minister, whoever he be, tends to be a healthy disrespect and cynicism.

2007-10-12 04:08:28 · 9 answers · asked by SLF 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-10-12 04:08:14 · 19 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Football (American)

I am enthusiastic and motivated to get into the Information Technology field. I currently do not work in the IT industry, but I am training myself to get my A+ Certification and Network + Certifications. Would I be able to find a job with just these certifications alone? I do not have alot of time right now to go back to school (new baby, new wife, new house).

2007-10-12 04:08:06 · 5 answers · asked by Aaron757 2 in Other - Computers