Every time I see a lolreligion question on these boards, it's mobbed by atheists with their thumbs ups and thumbs downs and their pithy comments and their "science."
If God was good enough for your parents, it's darn well good enough for you! I demand that you heed convention and bow to the invisible babysitter! You'd know the truth if only you'd open your heart to haysoos. (srsly)
You know what would be a good idea? Let's go across the country and replace all the encyclopedias with Bibles. All your measly "science" has is like, look at me I'm a theory disprove me with a better theory I'm not really that sweet anyway. But the Bible is all like, yo, I'm the Bible, I get a capital B, and I'm the truest, cuz my dad says I'm the truest, and he wrote me, and he's got invisible juice, and is the best dad ever, even after that whole send your son to his death thing.
Stop being such fanboys. Science is silly when you can get daps from the Lord.
~Swingers
2007-10-12 04:11:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hate Atheists even more than I hate christians, and that's a lot of hate.
I'm assuming you're a joke or your question is a joke, because people don't even talk like that, not even the blacks you're stereo typing in such a horrid way. You should apologize for being obseenly racist and ignorant toward christianity. I might not be religious but you need to study more about your religion's history, if you are serious about this, before you go around talking like you know what you're saying.
2007-10-12 04:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If science is so silly then you'd better log off your computer and never turn the silly thing on again since it was created with science.
2007-10-12 04:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm, good point.
I always tell people
Hey god gave us free will, it was one of his greatest gifts to us.
It's just the people who take the teachings over the top and disort it and the people who just wont shut up about how much they hate religion
these morons should all just
poof
2007-10-12 04:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by DekuTrash 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The main problem with your little rant is that science deals in facts whereas the bible is fiction.
2007-10-12 04:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You can't join since your already a brainwashed monkey!
2007-10-12 04:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tpheez . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"But the Bible is all like, yo, I'm the Bible, I get a capital B..."
ROFL
2007-10-12 04:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That changed my mind, sign me up.
2007-10-12 04:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make love to Dick Dawkins?
2007-10-12 04:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I get the joke!
2007-10-12 04:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by ms_coktoasten 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont insult christians its rude
2007-10-12 04:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋