All categories - 2 October 2007

George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

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2007-10-02 22:16:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't seen any pests as of yet..but I can hear them move under the floor and have absolutely no idea how to get rid of them.
Contacting the landlord is not going to easy..so I will have to solve this myself.

The flat is really clean and i cannot see any holes....how can I get under the floor boards? Or where should I put the poison/traps?

2007-10-02 22:16:17 · 7 answers · asked by Bo 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-10-02 22:16:17 · 3 answers · asked by victoria c 2 in Security

2007-10-02 22:16:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 22:15:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

what is a nice name for a girl? i like the names connie, eva and audrey :)

2007-10-02 22:15:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Me and my guy are planning to go there in November but no idea where to stay. A website or contact details of the place where we'll be comfortable at a tight budget would highly appreciated.

2007-10-02 22:14:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

2007-10-02 22:14:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just picked up a celestron 130 slt. pretty good soo far. Whats the best for viewing deep sky? Do I need a better eye piece than the one it came with? Kinda confused.

2007-10-02 22:13:47 · 6 answers · asked by Mike m 2 in Astronomy & Space

2007-10-02 22:13:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I need to know

2007-10-02 22:13:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-10-02 22:13:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

As what I've learned, they said that following 10 Commandments is hard to do, when Christ came He gave us 2 Commandments to follow.

2007-10-02 22:13:07 · 15 answers · asked by Zoompalm1003 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Is he just trying to snow everyone? I think he's just another Fidel Castro. Stubborn and refuses to be part of the world out of a grudge. Besides, all he has to do is build weapons then hold out his hand for us to pay him not to do so.

2007-10-02 22:12:33 · 6 answers · asked by The prophet of DOOM 5 in Politics

make a choice and substantiate...

2007-10-02 22:12:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

how ever can give me the most helpful step by step answer will get the 10 points , and i will greatly apperciate it! thanks

2007-10-02 22:12:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Your hero Macbeth was washed out of basic training after only 44 days dishonorably...Never served in Iraq and never committed a war crime...Why do you put this POS on a pedestal...Why do you nominate the likes of Hanoi John Kerry..the greatest imposter of them all?

2007-10-02 22:11:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

And what kind of coffee, tea, or _________??

Me: Starbucks House Blend or Varona, tea - Earl Grey or African red tea, and of course, hot chocolate with little marshmallows on top!! YUM! Oh, extra marshmallows please!

2007-10-02 22:11:54 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Food & Drink

If you change a file name extension, the file may become unusable.
Are you sure you want to change it?

How can I stop it from saying this so I can rename image files once again?

And please tell me how without using computer jargon because I'm not Bill Gates ok?
Thankyou.

2007-10-02 22:11:50 · 3 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Other - Computers

Got some large scratches on my drivers window, I am with the RAC. will i get it free to replace or do I have to put my excess down I think its £75?

2007-10-02 22:11:48 · 5 answers · asked by ms_jaffa_cake 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Everything that we see taste touch hear smell feel think experience is nothing but electrical impulses interpited by our brain. for example we were taught from birth to recognize certain objects say like a cup. everyone knows what a cup is, when you want a drink you get a cup you know that when you see a cup it will be there and when you reach out your hand you were taught that if you touch the cup you will feel mass there by confirming the exsistence of the cup. but when it is nothing more but electrical impulses being interpeted by your brain is the cup there? take a schizophrenic for example, schizophrenic's hear and see things that we do not ,what they see or hear is nothing but impulses interpeded by the brain so is what they hear real? some would say no. what about what they see? some delusions are so real they can hold conversations with people who we do not see, what would happen if they tried to touch one of their delusions? would their brain feel, hum electrical impulses

2007-10-02 22:11:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I applied for a loan and went to a couple of dealerships a while back ago to try and trade in my car. I dont have a very good credit history, and my family wouldn't help me out with a co-signer. Any other options so I can get a car newer than a 93?!

2007-10-02 22:11:08 · 6 answers · asked by mindless 1 in Buying & Selling

2007-10-02 22:11:07 · 7 answers · asked by nikk1776 1 in Las Vegas

mine was the fresh prince

2007-10-02 22:10:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I'd like to go there today....

2007-10-02 22:10:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have an intense phobia for rats, and a bunch of them have appeared in my backyard. The other night, I opened the outdoor grill to put on a steak and three rats jumped out of it, almost giving me a heart attack.

So I am looking for tips on getting rid of these things...FOR GOOD! and keeping them away as well. I especially would like to hear from people who have had experience with this type of stuff: Which method worked best for you? Which methods didn't work at all or as good?

Thanks!
Dave

2007-10-02 22:09:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

i own a 2001 Daewoo Nubira CDX. my rear bumper is in need of replacement. i have looked all across the internet and have failed in my attempts to find a site to purchase a new rear bumper. so i have a few questions:

where can i find a place to purchase a new stock rear bumper?
where can i find a place to purchase an aftermarket rear bumper?
would it be possible to purchase an aftermarket rear bumper made for another type of car for my car? if so, which type of car should i look at?

all help is appreciated.

2007-10-02 22:09:28 · 3 answers · asked by lxrysprtmscl 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

i have a terrible situation. about a month ago i broke up with my girlfriend of two years. we had a great relationship but for convenience reasons we decided to give it a rest. both college students different colleges. Well i got a new girlfriend i still talk to my ex because i thought she was a good person. while we were going out she had a friend that was a guy who is only 15 she's 18 im 18 well tonight she called me to tell me she had a problem. she said that they were hanging out and he put his hand in her shirt ( under bra). I told her why didn't you tell him to stop. and she said that she was afraid and didn't know what to do. I told her to stand up for herself and respect her body. Then she said maybe she liked it all along...... that was kinda a blow and then she hanged up......... it made me angry. and now i cant study for a midterm. please give me closure.....

2007-10-02 22:07:46 · 6 answers · asked by Omar A 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Is is legal to sleep in a car in a public/private car park?

2007-10-02 22:06:57 · 4 answers · asked by jj321129 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation