> > > > I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
> > > > "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeles woman told me.
> > > >
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.
> > > >
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
> > > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
> > > >
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
> > > >
The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
> > > >
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
2007-09-28
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