> > > > I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
> > > > "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeles woman told me.
> > > >
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.
> > > >
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
> > > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
> > > >
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
> > > >
The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
> > > >
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
2007-09-28 22:35:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow steph that was funny. Never thought I would see the day when I would find the gang from current events in this category. It makes a nice change. lol
2007-09-29 01:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny... 6 out of 10
2007-09-28 22:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 23:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-09-29 02:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another star!
2007-09-29 01:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good
2007-09-29 01:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one matey - keep them coming.
2007-09-28 22:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-09-28 22:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Star
2007-09-28 23:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Oregon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i get the joke
2007-09-28 22:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋