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Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his Mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's
mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. "Of course", he said.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room , Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would li ke a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy.

Leroy knew that it was not true. He had not been a good boy
this year, so he tore it up and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year. I still would like a bike for my birthday. Leroy.
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a third letter.

Letter 3
Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Leroy.

Leroy knew that it was not true. By now he was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother that he needed to go to church.



She thought her plan had worked.

" Just be home for dinner," she told him. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner.

He went to the altar. Leroy looked around to see if anyone was looking as he bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary.

He slipped it up under his shirt and ran out the church going back
home. He ran to his room and shut the door. Leroy began to write his
letter to God.



Letter 4
Dear God,

I got your mama.

If you want to see her again, send the bike.

Signed, You know who.

2007-09-27 07:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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besides cucumber dill, My husband doesn't like dill.

2007-09-27 07:31:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-27 07:31:08 · 21 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want something that is light and non-greasy, yet which will give me adequate protection against sunburn that I'm prone to.

If possible, please mention the cost of it, too.

Can I use it on my body as well?

Thanks!

2007-09-27 07:31:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

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2007-09-27 07:31:06 · 2 answers · asked by superdave1760 2 in Personal Finance

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2007-09-27 07:30:59 · 6 answers · asked by Bee 4 in Singing

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2007-09-27 07:30:50 · 19 answers · asked by The Great Montitude 7 in Tennis

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2007-09-27 07:30:46 · 5 answers · asked by robert c 2 in Mercury

my daughter has not been wanting to go to school for the past month now and has been throwing fits to stay at home. like she has a demon in her. she is 5 years old. i had my baby last week and it seems to have gotten worse this week. she always wants to go over to her little friends house next door but this will stop until we can figure out what is going on. ever since school has started she has been having an attitude toward us. disrespectful, not minding and also since she has been playing with that little girl her attitude has changed. what are the signs of jealousy when a new baby comes. she already has a younger brother and she never acted like this.

2007-09-27 07:30:43 · 6 answers · asked by michelecmof4 2 in Grade-Schooler

We will be going to Myrtle Beach SC for two days next month. Does anyone know of a good hotel with an ocean view and has a complimentary breakfast for a low price?

2007-09-27 07:30:42 · 5 answers · asked by "P" 1 in Other - United States

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2007-09-27 07:30:31 · 22 answers · asked by NEIL K 2 in Aircraft

For my A.P. Lit class I have to read a classic literary work. I am not sure what to read. I know I want the book I read to be a love story. I was thinking Pride & Prejudice or Wuthering Heights. Any other suggestions?

2007-09-27 07:30:19 · 6 answers · asked by lish 1 in Books & Authors

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2007-09-27 07:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

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2007-09-27 07:30:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It doesn't have to be the biggest, or loudest....but what is your favorite college football stadium and why?

I like War Memorial Stadium at The University of Wyoming in Laramie, Wyoming. It has a beautiful view of the Laramie Mountain Range to the east, and the front range of the Rockies to the west. The south end zone is flanked by large fir & spruce trees. Former BYU & NFL Hall of Fame QB Steve Young once said that War Memorial Stadium in Laramie is "the toughest stadium I've ever played in."

*It is worth noting that at an elevation of 7,220 feet, War Memorial Stadium is the highest Division I football stadium in America.

2007-09-27 07:30:18 · 22 answers · asked by Dr. Semi-Evil 6 in Football (American)

my web pages on the internet, lately, have been looking "old school" but it's like a 2004 gateway with DSL, every line or heading takes up more vertical room and doesn't go very far horizontaly, and the backgrounds are always white, there are hardly any "boxes" around the links, and some things like the answer network box looks like a big html code, but sometimes the pages look normal though. but what could be wrong and what should I do to fix it?

2007-09-27 07:30:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I'm always so depressed, and i'm constantly told i'm worthless or something and my parents always fight and i'm failing school or at least i feel like it. so how do i tell them

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2007-09-27 07:30:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

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2007-09-27 07:29:56 · 8 answers · asked by marvieopiemkbooks 1 in Personal Finance

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QB- Drew Brees, Trent Green, and Chad Pennington
RB- LT, LJ, Ronnie Brown, Brian Leonard
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TE- Jeremy Shockey
K- Jeff Reed.
Defence- Minnesota.

Who all do u guys think i should start this week? i think i need brett favre what should i offer for him. the guy who has him has Palmer And Schaub too soo he doesnt really need him.. tell me what players i should go after and who i should start this week. especially at RB. thanks

2007-09-27 07:29:51 · 3 answers · asked by g4553n 1 in Fantasy Sports

Okay, I have heard alot of things about how God is not against homosexuality. In Leviticus 18:22 though it says "You shall not lie with a male as with a women. It is an abomination." seems pretty clear that he is against it. So how do the homosexual christians get around this, are there any verses supporting that God is not against homosexuality? = /

2007-09-27 07:29:49 · 19 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Religion & Spirituality

A cable is lifting a construction worker and a crate, as the drawing shows. The weights of the worker and crate are 971 N and 1450 N, respectively. The acceleration of the cable is 0.620 m/s2, upward. What is the tension in the cable (a) below the worker and (b) above the worker?

2007-09-27 07:29:43 · 2 answers · asked by sweet_dreams 1 in Physics

Wht is it that non-believers of Christ like to celebrate Christmas, but yet they don't believe in the REAL meaning of Christmas???
I guess they just want it both ways!!
Greedy huh???

2007-09-27 07:29:42 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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