All categories - 20 September 2007

Who played the best James Bond?

2007-09-20 17:28:58 · 9 answers · asked by aunti_m19 2 in Movies

For those of you who have sons and those of you who are happy that you
don't.


And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.


2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.


3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.


4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.


5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.


7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
late.


8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.


10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old
Boy.


11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.


12.) Super glue is forever.


13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.


14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.


15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show
they do.


16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.


17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.


19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
ovens.


20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response time.


21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.


22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.


23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.


24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
without kids.


25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

2007-09-20 17:28:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-20 17:28:28 · 21 answers · asked by Love #me#, Hate #me# 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-20 17:28:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you interested in learning about the traditional feasts and holidays that Jesus observed? Do you think this has any value in Christianity? Thank you, may the Lord bless you!

2007-09-20 17:28:06 · 12 answers · asked by Marie 7 in Religion & Spirituality

does anyone know if one spouse is active duty in the army, can the other spouse join another branch if they have two kids?

2007-09-20 17:28:00 · 17 answers · asked by dreamover24 1 in Military

Do you know any christians that has a myspace?

2007-09-20 17:27:56 · 4 answers · asked by dreamergirl443 2 in Religion & Spirituality

what is your favorite drink?

2007-09-20 17:27:40 · 30 answers · asked by donielle 7 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

My husband and I have been married for 8 years and have 3 kids. 4 months ago I found out he had an affair w/a prostitute on a business trip, he gave her his cell and I found a text from her. After he admitted it, he went to counseling for a while and said he would try to change the things he felt led up to the affair, like being a workaholic. At first he was changing, then once he got too comfy he slipped back into his old ways of putting his job before family. I felt like I was in this marraige alone and started to try to figure out how I was going to leave and be a single mom of 3 kids, I had no job, i was a stay at home mom. Then out of nowhere I got a message from an old boyfriend wanting to talk. We started talking and now I am the one having the affair, not just that, I am falling in love w/ this guy! As soon as my husband found out he went crazy desperate and is now ready to do ANYTHING it will take to save our marraige. Do I follow my heart or do I try to work it out w/ husband

2007-09-20 17:27:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Don't know if you've seen this one before folks but well worth another look!


* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.


* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $100 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull,

Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

2007-09-20 17:27:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

put up a link that will show the beauty of your city and I'll try and guess the city...Let the games begin!

10 points for the hardest city to identified.

2007-09-20 17:26:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

survey..
whats ur favorite kind of juice?

2007-09-20 17:26:37 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 17:26:30 · 7 answers · asked by missy_kat8 2 in R&B & Soul

2007-09-20 17:26:25 · 36 answers · asked by LolaMola 4 in Family

I know that at 30 your body switches from young to old. Then what after that? What has been your favorite part of life, childhood, teens, young adult, adult or senior?

2007-09-20 17:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by PlasticTrees 2 in Psychology

Thanks

2007-09-20 17:26:16 · 9 answers · asked by daiberino 2 in Movies

2007-09-20 17:26:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I want scary but not to scary! PLz thanks.

2007-09-20 17:25:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-09-20 17:25:57 · 5 answers · asked by wrong_side_out 1 in Cancer

A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the
pharmacist straight in his eyes & said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

2007-09-20 17:25:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

FYI

Hentai is basically cartoon porn. Only that its created by Japan which therefore is anime porn.

Also, do you like or not like hentai?

2007-09-20 17:25:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

THE WAY THEY SPEAK SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE THE WAY THEY SPEAK IN EUROPE. SO WHERE DID THEIR ACCENTS COME FROM??

2007-09-20 17:25:48 · 9 answers · asked by nastynotary 1 in Languages

In old world religions, it was the standard that a god would have a female consort, the female to the male side. Yahweh, the God of Christianity and Judaism was no exception. Found in both non-Israelite documents and from Palestine and Hebrew documents, it has been made obvious that Yawheh also had a wife: Ashtoret (Anat). She was worshipped along side Yaweh until almost the third century BC.
The question is, then, if a female goddess was along side the male God, how would that change the religion of today? Do you think both the religion and the societies would have stayed patriarchal for so long?

2007-09-20 17:25:45 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-20 17:25:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For It To Be Completely Shaved Down There...Or Still Be A Little Hair...Or What?..I Tried Askin My Boyfriend What His Opinion On It Was...And He Won't Ever Answer Me.

2007-09-20 17:25:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What was it?

2007-09-20 17:25:17 · 19 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

Saddam was hung for the crimes against humanity that were committed under his rule. What would happen to Bush if Iraq became a world power and invaded the US under Bush's rule?

2007-09-20 17:25:06 · 26 answers · asked by DT 3 in Politics

Did you understand them? Would you like an attorney or do you wish to make a statement at this time?

2007-09-20 17:25:06 · 7 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Words & Wordplay

2007-09-20 17:24:54 · 13 answers · asked by fefenic 1 in Garden & Landscape