A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the
pharmacist straight in his eyes & said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-09-20 17:25:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg...lol. there now. what kinda prescription would we need if we wanna buy viagra? ;p
2007-09-20 17:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by dinOgaL(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a manufactured from the college device that replaced into redesigned in 1986 to punish boys and to artificially sell ladies' style of getting to know as a fashion to 'equalise' adult men/women. yet another occasion of a very stupid and unthought out non-selection by employing fools which has led to a reducing of standards and values, and the applcition of eduction standars to wholesome the better mediums greater effective than the better genuines. All area of a large and stupid technique of 'making all and sundry equivalent' that has been occurring because of the fact the shortcoming of genuine examinations and effects as being the yardstick for fulfillment. there's a convention occurring perfect now of our State education ministers - for as quickly as in a protracted time, our State minister is a guy(!!) - and that i've got braced him on the difficulty of the punitive against boys modern education device and want for positve replace. (observe the rhetoric there - 'punitive against boys' quite than 'empowering in direction of ladies' - comparable ingredient, distinctive attitude. i might such as you to think of approximately it - and seem at it interior the gentle of the present regime of 'punishing' adult men for some purported wrongs of the previous - which by no skill existed rather). i think of you could correct say that till adjustments are made - and damned quickly here - to repair some clever stability to those issues - there will be yet another insurrection on the polls - and this government would be ousted alongside the competition.
2016-10-09 14:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Rx!
2007-09-20 19:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeeHee!! Another good one!!
2007-09-20 17:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by gemittarrius 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good another star for u.
2007-09-20 17:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckle*
2007-09-21 08:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by looey323 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋