All categories - 19 September 2007

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat.

He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.

He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"

"Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"

The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.

A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat."

And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.

The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a WARM meal

2007-09-19 17:59:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am not circumsized and when i go to have sex with a girl my foreskin doesn't pull all the way back, so it hurts when i stick it in. Is this normal for men or should I have it checked out and possibly get circumsized? Help Please!!!

2007-09-19 17:59:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

What's going on, it seems to have passed for now so I can actually write this, but I fear it will come back.

I have itchy eye problems often times, at least a few times a week but never like this before.

Scratching it relieves the itchiness for mere moments before it comes back in full force.

It's pretty hard to describe just how extraordinary the itching is.

2007-09-19 17:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by aelius28 2 in Optical

2007-09-19 17:58:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10 points to the most original answer!!!

2007-09-19 17:58:35 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im 14 and i need to make money,
but its really hard to get a job at my age.
how should i do it??

2007-09-19 17:58:32 · 7 answers · asked by *sparklingdiamond* 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-09-19 17:58:31 · 14 answers · asked by Jonathon Thurston's Wife? 2 in Other - Australia

:)

2007-09-19 17:58:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.amerocurrency.com/index.html

2007-09-19 17:58:15 · 11 answers · asked by Shelli 2 in Civic Participation

I'm going to be honest, I'm in the fetish community and am seeking out where to buy REAL cop handcuffs if possible. I don't want plain cuffs that you would find in your average bondage shop but real police issued handcuffs. Is there any way to get them from a store or something like that instead of "knowing a police officer" and getting it from them that way?

2007-09-19 17:58:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

solve the equation

1. 6 - 2x = 5 - 7x
2. 3(x - 3) = 5x - 11
3. 2x + 23 = 3(2x + 1)
4. 5x = 5 (-3 + 2x)
5. 2x = 10x + 16
6. 2(3 - x) = 22 + 2x

2007-09-19 17:57:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

According to the commercial on October 1st all bars and restaraunts in Minnesota will be smoke free, will you still go to them?

2007-09-19 17:57:18 · 8 answers · asked by pumpkin2 1 in Other - Dining Out

My dad did his boot camp in San Diego. This was in the late 60's. so anywhoo he was showing me his yearbook or whatever you call it from boot camp and i saw one pic with him in it and asked why he has such a face. he laughed and told me that he had his glasses on and when they where about to take his pic the DI slapped him on the back of the head and said " take your glasses off Mother F@cker" Do you have stories about your DI that you will not ever forget? thanks!

2007-09-19 17:57:09 · 3 answers · asked by carriec 7 in Military

I can never find one, please give me a link so i can buy one with a credit card

2007-09-19 17:57:06 · 1 answers · asked by Dean 1 in Mathematics

I was told to use a teflon-based aerosol regularly. I do this (it's some cerflon formula), but the chain is rusty (it's only two months old!). I commute a ton, so having a noisy chain is driving me crazy and worrying about the damage it is causing is making me worry too. What do I do?

I've heard that mostly dry climates can use the dry lube-it won't pick up as much dust. My climate is Indiana, likely to change every ten minutes. Do I stick with teflon based (which I picked up in the automotive section of Walmart) and just change my lubing routine or do I find something else?

2007-09-19 17:56:47 · 8 answers · asked by Amy 4 in Cycling

Hey can anyone give me an update on not the crimes but more of what's happening to the characters on csi and csi:miami. I watched alot of the episodes but not in order so dont have a clue of what's going on . Thanks. Also please update me up to the newest seasons thanks.

2007-09-19 17:56:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

I know his traits and i know you all are telling me read the book or do it yourself but i did read the book and i really cant find a quote that really shows his characteristics. I know what his traits are but i cant find any quotes......THANKS FOR ANY HELP!!!!!

2007-09-19 17:56:36 · 2 answers · asked by ♥PaIgE♥ 3 in Books & Authors

i met my boyfriend when he was working, travelling interstate for a month at a time to do what he has to do to pay the mortgage..
we now live together and his company is sending him away more than they ever have in the 4 years he's had this career.
i moved from Canberra to South Queensland to ensure this one wouldnt be another fish to get away, and things are harder than ever before.
Does anyone have advice for me, anyone in the same situation?
Moving here was the best yet hardest thing ive ever done, having him return for 4 days before he leaves for a month again.
Do i work myself harder to make the time go faster?
What exactly can be done to make this situation easier when the bank is screaming for more money due to interest but its putting a relationship on the line?
I cant be here when i know no one, no license, and dont know how to get around?
Dont get me wrong, i wouldnt change a thing ive done during my whole relationship, but, how do i make this easier before i break...

2007-09-19 17:56:32 · 10 answers · asked by Malibu 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-19 17:56:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

Is there a way of expanding the formula a/(b+c) into something I might be able to do algebra with? Thanks.

2007-09-19 17:56:08 · 4 answers · asked by Harb Frame 3 in Mathematics

I'd have liked to seen a John Deere on nascar curcuit for the (CUP) Stay Dew all season!!!

2007-09-19 17:55:40 · 3 answers · asked by ? 7 in NASCAR

I don't know alot about country music but I heard this song and I need help finding out who sings it and what the name of it is. It was a guy and he kept saying something like "I'll see you when I get there." The song ends with his wife dying at the hospital and when he gets there she had wrote him a note...... Please Help! I really liked this song.

2007-09-19 17:55:31 · 10 answers · asked by Stacey W 2 in Country

Let's talk about sex and happiness in regards to single people versus married people. Who is happier? Who gets it the most? Who gets quality sex the most? Who unintentionally goes without it longest? Who ends up pleasuring themselves most? Please give specific reasons why you feel the way you do.

2007-09-19 17:55:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

http://www.elftown.com/wiki.html?name=Pauly%20the%20Anthro-Dragon

2007-09-19 17:54:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 17:54:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just got one of my male cats neutered today. I have two male cats. The other one is going next week. But the cat that is going next week has started hissing at my other cat...and he also has been following his scent and smelling at him. Will this behavior go away soon or do i have to wait until he is neutered also? They always got along playing and grooming each other i have never seen my cat like that.

2007-09-19 17:54:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-09-19 17:54:36 · 4 answers · asked by sincere12_26 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Bret Sergeant

or

Owen James

2007-09-19 17:54:03 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-09-19 17:53:57 · 5 answers · asked by Annette 1 in Physics