These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat.
He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat."
And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a WARM meal
2007-09-19 17:59:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg, that is so gross but funny!!!
great joke, thanks
2007-09-19 18:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it actually doesnt hurt that bad, regardless of what the other people say. Speaking from experience,on a scale of 1-10, i'd give it about a 6. And yea, it does hurt for a few weeks.
2016-05-19 00:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Posted 3 days ago-Sorry
2007-09-19 20:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! The guys at work are going to love this one!!!!
Have a star :-)
2007-09-19 19:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dave R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meals under wheels good one almost spilt it
2007-09-19 18:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by narlyknot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yuck!that was funny
2007-09-19 23:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by valysue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Tramps ARE jokes arent they
2007-09-19 18:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
cool
2007-09-19 22:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sick, but still funny.
2007-09-19 18:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-19 21:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-22 04:22:34 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋