All categories - 16 September 2007

All the employees at a company met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked the new guy, George, to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be six minutes late.

On Saturday morning, George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right-handed and won the round. The following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be six minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left-handed, and again wins the round.

This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be six minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing either left- or right-handed. The other employees were getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.

They said, "George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf either right-handed or left-handed, and always win. What is up with that?"

"Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy," George replied. "Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left-handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right-handed. It gives me good luck, and because of that I usually win."

"OK," one of the employees questioned. "But what happens if your wife is laying on her back?"

"In that case," George says, "I am six minutes late."

2007-09-16 21:32:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

are there any exercises for this?

2007-09-16 21:32:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Do psychopaths have self love/esteem or faith in themselves? And if they do, what do you call one that has become a psychopath and an absurdist and has no faith in humanity based on personal experiences and the way humans go around screwing each other over and doing whatever they want?...to the point where they believe that everything is meaningless? Is their a more precise clinical term for this type of person?

2007-09-16 21:31:43 · 8 answers · asked by cpc26ca 1 in Psychology

or i'll give you the thrashing of your lives...errrrrrr

2007-09-16 21:31:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My daughter is 16 yrs old and very very good in Dance. She participate in her school dance functions but she didnt join any compitition anywhere she want to learn more dance and want to participate in dance compititions. From where she can do it ?

2007-09-16 21:30:55 · 7 answers · asked by indian 1 in Dancing

just because he's having a hard time adjusting to a new routine in a nursery school at church, and has been crying for the last few weeks when left alone in the class? He's almost 2 1/2 years old...
FYI- this woman is weird...she calls her 2 year old autistic and she has an 11 year old that can barely read on a 2 grade level

2007-09-16 21:30:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

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2007-09-16 21:30:42 · 4 answers · asked by monikasarkar2001 1 in International Organizations

I only donate him kidney for past 5 years, now for him sugar came but all kidney function, and kidney results are normal, but sugar only now came, by antibiotic tablet, it will reduced automatically , pls help me

2007-09-16 21:30:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

She stole my phone and text one of my boy mates asking if i would go out with him... its ruined our friendship between me and him and she is so nasty! She slags me off loads too!

2007-09-16 21:30:26 · 9 answers · asked by hunnii b 2 in Friends

how is this gonna to affect us her on earth

2007-09-16 21:30:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

i was thinking micro fiber would be ok as far as what to wipe it with but what liquid cleaning product could i use that isnt going to damage the screen?

2007-09-16 21:29:34 · 4 answers · asked by love_him_villevalo 2 in Monitors

I got my period about 5 days early I never had an early period it only lasted 3 days it wasnt very heavy lighter than my normal period. It was a really bright red color and there was some kind of tissue or clots in the blood. Can someone tell me what this means. Other things I feel are I still feel really bloated and "full" even though there is no bleeding, my breast are "bigger" and little sore, I feel tired, and before the bleeding started I threw up a little. Please can someone help me I would really like know what to do.

2007-09-16 21:29:26 · 5 answers · asked by Sam R 1 in Pregnancy

2007-09-16 21:28:26 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

where can i find another of the video from the mtv awards from the other week its gone of my tube

2007-09-16 21:28:03 · 9 answers · asked by kriz 1 in Rock and Pop

I dont consider myself extremely shallow or picky. That's not the problem here. The thing is that girl does not turns me on. But I have just had like 2 dates with her and I think it is too soon to discard her. With other girls I have fallen in love instantly there was just physical attraction and it didn't last for long. Therefore I think that just focusing on looks would be stupid. Anyhow, in the long term she has to turn me on, no matter how good her personality is. I am searching for that. If it comes out, that would be great if it doesn't, well at least I can say I have tried.
I must add, that she's just 5.11 and I am 6 feet tall and she is not the kind of girl that you will normally call hot. But i do not mind about that as long as I end up liking her. That's the main thing here. Apart from that I think that the fact that she is not a hottie will mean that she may have other things that compensate that. I don't know how will it end, but I know I want to give her a try.

2007-09-16 21:27:33 · 6 answers · asked by Trust 1 in Singles & Dating

whats the correct spelling for man and a woman?

2007-09-16 21:27:27 · 20 answers · asked by mals2008 3 in Weddings

Should i become a pheasant plucker ...!!

2007-09-16 21:26:57 · 17 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

I always hear others say"come on in",what's the exact meaning?Does it mean "come on+come in"?
Thanks.

2007-09-16 21:26:49 · 10 answers · asked by Cartman 2 in Words & Wordplay

I am a widow, he is with a woman he has lived with for 15 years. He says they don't have a good relationship. We have not had any physical contact whatsoever. We were in constant contact recently during the course of moving his parents, my in- laws. I really enjoyed being around him and talking to him. He made me feel so good about myself. All I know is this is the happiest I have been and the best I have felt since my husbands death. He tends to be a flirt so I didn't want to read more into it than there might be but once when he called my in-laws he told me that he missed hanging out with me. This has sent my heart and mind spinning out of control. I can not get him out of my head. He's the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night, not to mention all day long! Now there is no way that I think or compare him to my husband. They were two totally different people so he is not a replacement for my husband so banish that thought.

2007-09-16 21:26:09 · 10 answers · asked by Sidney 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-16 21:26:02 · 2 answers · asked by The Knowledge Server 1 in Philosophy

I just found out he was having sex with different gals that he knew from bars. The moment that I saw him and a gal lying in bed, I was shocked. I am totally lost. Dunt know what to do now.

2007-09-16 21:25:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-16 21:25:33 · 8 answers · asked by Jared G 5 in Football (American)

through accident, illness, etc? mine would have to be the time I burnt my arm, it hurt like a sonofabitch and left a huge scar.

2007-09-16 21:25:31 · 14 answers · asked by Arienna C 1 in Pain & Pain Management

(1) There is a road 50 meters wide in my town.
(2) There is a road of 50 meters wide in my town.

Pleae teach me which is correct, (1) or (2). Is "of" necessary?

Thank you.

2007-09-16 21:25:24 · 3 answers · asked by Taro K 1 in Words & Wordplay

my partner is so strict. He treated me like a kid. I dont have the right to do my own thing. He always blamed me. And he told me that i'm insecure and he's not insecure. I couldnt go out with friends w/o his permission. All my friends are good. I dont go with friends who are bad influence. Most of my friends are girls. And i dont go with a guy friend. He get mad also the way i dressed, well infact, i am just wearing with sleeves and just bit fitting shirt, for him, i'm provoking guys.My goodness, i dont wear mini skirt, shorts, i'm just wearing that in a swimming pool bec. i'm not allowed to wear swimsuit, i could wear swim suit but not backless or clevege not showing, and wear a short on it. Im just like a prison.I couldnt go out with him with the clothes that he wanted. And the part thingnthat i dont really like is he wants me to be fat not only fat very fat. He told me i could wear what i like if im already fat. The worst thing is he's violent.

2007-09-16 21:24:41 · 10 answers · asked by angel love-love is blue 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Please look at this and see if it is well understandable.
"It's through the capacity to feel that we discover ourselves and others and explore the potential for a full ,significant life."

2007-09-16 21:24:24 · 4 answers · asked by Gone Car 1 in Languages

receive a bunch of flowers that have been shop bought, hand picked or pinched from somewhere?

2007-09-16 21:23:04 · 20 answers · asked by Helen B 4 in Polls & Surveys

my lil one is 8 mounts old and i have started to help her use the bath room! i was 1 and knew who so i wanted to know if it is to soon!

2007-09-16 21:22:48 · 9 answers · asked by dorothy b 2 in Newborn & Baby

i was on a plane to Italy when i woke up to find this.
i was just wondering if anyone knew where this is, and/or what those circles exactly are. :D thanks
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/steevieg/circles.jpg

2007-09-16 21:22:31 · 9 answers · asked by steeviegeezy 2 in Photography