All categories - 7 September 2007

2007-09-07 14:35:39 · 20 answers · asked by ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Gatorade 4 in Polls & Surveys

sure nuff..Obsama bin Laden praises you mental midgets in his newest video and chides Bush for not falling for the kyoto agreement....you all must be very proud..your almost in his good graces!!! now just convert to islam,..(if you haven't already) and everything will be "kewl"...oy..

2007-09-07 14:35:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment

2007-09-07 14:35:16 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's NOT our fault, and we CAN'T stop it!!!

2007-09-07 14:35:16 · 12 answers · asked by C 3 in Global Warming

I have a 5 month old chihuahua who is SO sweet. He is a great dog on so many levels, except that he is insanely hyper and energetic it is driving me crazy (and it's not just bc he is a puppy- many chi owners have commented on how crazy he is!). I love having my dog and I give him as much as I possibly can, but I am worried that we just don't match personality wise. I constantly think that he would be happier with a family or someone who wants a dog to be jumping around and playing 24/7.... I am very torn bc I don't want to give him up, yet I get very frustrated with him. Is it possible that he has dog ADD?? Does that even exist? I would like some advice on what I should or could do about this. And please don't write saying I am a horrible person for even thinking about giving him up, bc if I did, and I'm not saying that I will, I would find him the best home possible. Thanks

2007-09-07 14:35:14 · 4 answers · asked by ErinnAlissa S 2 in Dogs

a).do you spend it all at once. b)do you save some of it for a rainy day,c)struggling to make ends meet.) 10 point for the best answer..

2007-09-07 14:35:10 · 10 answers · asked by LOON W 2 in Personal Finance

if you suspend a few things and submit that the craft could even exist, go that fast, and stay in tact with you in tact as well,

what would theoretically happen?

2007-09-07 14:34:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsEu8o2JsiQcG5UEVpODI4Lsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070907182238AA112Ac

I really need your help...

2007-09-07 14:34:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-07 14:34:43 · 11 answers · asked by Daniel 2 in Trivia

2007-09-07 14:34:41 · 11 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Philosophy

2007-09-07 14:34:28 · 30 answers · asked by Sυ$ιє 5 in Other - General Health Care

2007-09-07 14:34:14 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

Depersonalization is an alteration in the perception or experience of the self so that one feels detached from, and as if one is an outside observor of one's mental process or body. And, they feel divorced from both the world and from their own identity and physically. I've experienced this twice in one year lasting about 10 min each. I happened to look in a mirror and saw no reflection of myself. I didn't even reconize the body I was in or the surroundings. Is there any hidden meaning? In case someone gets the wrong impression, I DO NOT drink, smoke any pot or take drugs.

2007-09-07 14:34:09 · 4 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Psychology

2007-09-07 14:33:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we are moving to a new house with 5 acres (a lot of it is woods) we have copper heads and black snakes (im sure more but these are the most common). i live in north carolina. we went there today and there was 5 wild turkeys and 2 deer in my yard while we were there so im sure there are lots of snakes lurking around. i want to know how to keep them away. i have 4 children and dont want them to get bit. do mothballs keep them away as i heard they do? any suggestions on how to keep snakes away other then the basics of keeping trash cleared and grass cut.

2007-09-07 14:33:47 · 6 answers · asked by myourchisin 3 in Garden & Landscape

I will have short term capital gains this year from stocks I've bought and sold. I have some stocks I've held long term and could sell for a loss. I have no long term capital gains for this year. I know that federal short term capital gains are taxed as income at about 28% and long term taxed at about 18%.

1) Will selling these long term stock at a loss help to lower the my federal taxation on my short term capital gains?

2) Will each dollar of long term losses reduce my federal short term gains to be taxed by dollar for dollar?

2007-09-07 14:33:46 · 4 answers · asked by trader 4 in United States

Yes i am really trying to keep drinking the whey protein but it taste like crap. does anyone know what i could possibly put it in to keep the effect but make a better taste?

2007-09-07 14:33:46 · 6 answers · asked by demartini2010 1 in Other - Food & Drink

I am 17 and a highschool senior , Im thinking of going to Norwich university Corps of Cadets,in NROTC, So I can then join the Marines as an officer, but my question is , is it better for me to join as an officer or enlisted , becouse. My cousin wants to go enlisted becouse he says he wants to be what the USMC calls the "Mustangs", or enlisted men who later become officers. Im thinking that that would be great too, becouse I wanna join the USMC not so much for the economic advantages but for the training. What is it like for a officer in the Marines?, for an enlisted? Can someone please tell me more about the Marines term "mustangs"

2007-09-07 14:33:38 · 6 answers · asked by Akilee 2 in Military

2007-09-07 14:33:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

2007-09-07 14:33:18 · 12 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Philosophy

Does this show him to be naive, ignorant, and delusional?

2007-09-07 14:33:15 · 18 answers · asked by BluesGuitarFan 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-07 14:32:48 · 1 answers · asked by ylife 1 in Car Audio

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/good_wife%27s_guide

2007-09-07 14:32:46 · 18 answers · asked by ice 2 in Gender Studies

everytime i delete it, a few seconds after it will come out again, but other times it takes a minute. Is there a problem or not?...pls help me to solve this problem...tnx

2007-09-07 14:32:27 · 7 answers · asked by jhay 1 in Desktops

2007-09-07 14:32:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I was standing in line at the gas station and when it came my turn at the front, this girl walks in who was obviously friends with the cashier because she stopped at the counter to talk to her. The cashier went ahead and waited on her friend, and the friend took forever getting cigarettes, lottery tickets, paying for her gas. It was my turn, there wasn't anyone behind me, she should have waited on me, not her friend who came in. I just stood there and didn't say anything, but it did kind of tick me off.

2007-09-07 14:32:22 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Working on the priciple that prevention is better than 'cure' concidering that the methods of 'cure' such as naming and high security lock-up facilities arn't quite a ppropriate.

2007-09-07 14:32:20 · 8 answers · asked by Cindy 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-09-07 14:32:12 · 4 answers · asked by trafficjam 2 in Other - Food & Drink

I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber.....

The Perfect Dump

Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.



The Beer Dump

Nasty! Depends upon the dumper's tolerance and is the result of too many beers - doesn't matter if it was 2 or 22. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by an odious malevolent fog that could close the bathroom for days. Naked flames are ill advised.....



The Chilli Dump (aka The Japanese Flag)

Hot when it goes in and napalm when it comes out. It stays with you all day stinging yer ring and generally making your choccie starfish feel like the Shuttle's heat shield. Also makes your *** look like "a Japanese Flag".



The Empty Roll Dump

Relief - you've finished and reach for the tissue only to find an empty cardboard cylinder staring back at you. Panic overcomes you. You could use the curtains but then someone would ask "where are the curtains?" Use the rug? Nah, too bulky and cumbersome. You then come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper " must face.....pull up yer kecks tighten yer cheeks and shuffle yourself to the nearest loo roll. Failing that you could always use your shirt-tail or one of your socks!



The Splash Back Dump

This one drops like a depth charge creating a column of cold water that washes your sphincter with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now your wet - and embarrassed if the column of water went half way up your back. Tip of the day: blot instead of wiping.



The Childbirth Dump

This one is just too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for this purpose. You sit there thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and then gets no better. You sweat violently and wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf!" There are only three things you can do: 1. Scream 2. Call an Obstetrician 3. Hope to hell you've got some Vaseline to help you get through it.



The Machine Gun Dump

Best utilized in public conveniences. You sit there in sublime peace when suddenly you emit a group of noisy gassy bursts that break the tranquility like machine gun fire. The guy in the next cubicle hits the floor like a Vietnam veteran, cradling his umbrella like a M16....damn commies.



The Sound Effect Dump

You feel a noisy one coming on but relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot. So, you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is of the essence. At the precise moment of release, try the following: 1. Flush the toilet 2. Drop loose change on the floor, 3. Sing the first two stanzas of your favorite opera.



The Cling-On Dump

You've finished but there's one damn morsel that refuses to drop. You grip the seat with both hands and wriggle. You twist and pump but the little bastard just hands there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the water below. If only you had some scissors.......



The Whole Roll Dump

No matter how much you wipe, it just isn't enough. You blow the whole roll and have to flush at least a dozen times. The whole episode is consumer waste. Eventually if your toilet paper runs into minimal supply anything will do, towels, wash clothes, carpet, walls, whatever it takes.



The Encore Dump

Ahhh, you've done, so you wipe, dress, flush, wash hands and are about to leave the auditorium when you feel another dump coming on. You must therefore return for a curtain call. The world record is seven encores.....



The Houdini Dump

You go, you stand to flush and it has disappeared! Did it creep down the pipe or did you dream the whole thing? Should you flush? Oh yes as you can guarantee that if you don't, it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in.

2007-09-07 14:31:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean with respect to prolong battle, wouldn't human succumb and break down?

2007-09-07 14:31:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in History