All categories - 6 September 2007

2007-09-06 03:05:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

hello, last night a crab was sitting on my doorstep. we do not live close to the beach or a canal. so do u think this animal represents soemthing?

2007-09-06 03:04:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

Do u think that they should have been together in the show?

2007-09-06 03:04:48 · 3 answers · asked by Chad 1 in Drama

A drunken Jim jnr m staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still Jim jnr m says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, Jim jnr m replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

2007-09-06 03:04:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We have 5 phones on our cell phone plan. I want to drop 2 of the users. Can this be done without extending our contract and having to pay the 175 disconnect fee? The contract expires in 02/08.

2007-09-06 03:04:23 · 4 answers · asked by babygirl 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

Does God hate or love Satan since he is a created being, and God is love? Also, is it spiritually okay to hate Satan or does God frown on this particular hate crime?

2007-09-06 03:04:21 · 35 answers · asked by manuvgod1 1 in Religion & Spirituality

If she weren't in political office or not running for president I would say, yes. But she is and she is so if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Hillary can take care of herself.

2007-09-06 03:04:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

So, there's this teenage boy, he's got a really hot girlfriend but no idea about sex, so he asks his dad for advice.

Boy: Dad, dad, my girlfriend wants to have sex, dad, what do I do?
Dad: Get her to come round here, I'll be here so you can ask me if you need advice...
So his girlfriend comes round, she's quite forward so heads straight upstairs.
Boy: Dad, dad, she going upstairs dad, want do I do?
Dad: Follow her upstairs
Boy: Dad, dad, she's taking her clothes off dad, what should I do?
Dad: Take your clothes off
Boy: Dad, dad, she's getting into bed dad, what should I do?
Dad: Get in with her
Boy: Dad, dad she says she's ready dad, what should I do?
Dad: Stick your hairy bit in.
The dad doesn't here anything for a while, so presumes all is going well - 10 minutes later.
Boy: Dad, dad, I've got my head stuck ...

Another oldie but goodie, very funny when drunk.

2007-09-06 03:04:20 · 14 answers · asked by Dizbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The computer will be used mainly for word processing, some spreadsheets, taxes, internet, foreign language software, and occasional games for our small daughter. I'd like to have the computer for at least a few years.

I'd like a computer that can do some video stuff--basic stuff. I'd also like to start saving lots of music to the computer, which I haven't on my 2000 Windows ME destop (I know, I know...)

So, first question--Based on the above, PC, Apple, or it doesn't matter?

First question--If PC, is there really any choice of OS, or is Vista all that's out there now?

Second question--Minimum chip speed, hard drive, type of burner, monitor screen size (I'm tossing the old 14" that's been with the current computer). The more info, the better. (Graphics and sound suggestions are helpful too if you have some off the top of your head.)

Third question--Any guess as to $$$ for your recommendation?

Thanks for any recommendations and information.

2007-09-06 03:04:15 · 9 answers · asked by Stuck in the Middle Ages 4 in Desktops

In London with all the hustle and rush, there doesn't appear to be a lot of time for manners and 'nice' behaviour. Are there any nice people left? If so give me a good example of one. Thanks

2007-09-06 03:04:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Ok, I am 13 and I was wondering, what temperature starts a fever? Cause this morning i checked it and it was like, 99.7 or something and it went a little up. My mom let me stay home from school and I was just wondering if that is considered a fever cause i am going to the doctor cause this is my 3rd day feeling sick. Please Help! Thanks!!!! ♥

2007-09-06 03:04:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-09-06 03:04:02 · 17 answers · asked by Mike Fox 1 in Philosophy

a. HONESTY

b. PERSONALITY

c. WISDOM

2007-09-06 03:03:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you are like the millions of people who love Wal-Mart for they're low prices, watch the documentary "Wal-mart: The high cost of low prices". I think it will change your mind. Don't you ever wonder why the prices are so low? It's because they have tons of Chinese workers making their products, that hardly get paid. The actual Wal-mart workers are poor. Their Health Care sucks too! I've heard about disgruntled Wal-mart employees before, but this documentary will open your eyes. It also drives out Mom and Pop shops that have been open for 50 years. Don't shop there. I know it draws you in with that stupid smiley face, low prices, and 24hour convenience. But ladies, be careful in the parking lot at night. 80% of all crime that happens at Wal-mart, takes place in the parking lot. And even though executives have found that a security guard patrolling the lot drops the crime rate to 0%, MOST will not pay for it!

2007-09-06 03:03:22 · 18 answers · asked by Sarah Says 5 in Corporations

There is a guy that I have been talking to for a few weeks now. He says he really like me. He calls me all the time and is really attentive. Whilst I am enjoying the attention, I dont want him to get comfortable too quickly and to start thinking that he has me?

Any ideas on how to keep him working hard to get my affections and time etc I dont want to just give in to him I want to see if he reallys is serious.
I dont want to play games but what should I do?

Any ideas???

2007-09-06 03:03:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-06 03:02:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-09-06 03:02:57 · 4 answers · asked by Scott B 2 in Garden & Landscape

2007-09-06 03:02:57 · 2 answers · asked by The latin stud 1 in Music & Music Players

The BIO/CHEM/Physics parts are straight textbook. But I am having trouble with verbal. Any tips?

2007-09-06 03:02:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

like toys, food, TV shows and games.

Me I miss playing patintero or langit lupa,
and especially the candy "Tira-tira"

2007-09-06 03:02:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

is jesus jewish? i just found out about it.. so is it true?? im not a christian so i dont really know much about christianity..

2007-09-06 03:02:16 · 23 answers · asked by suicideinheart 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I keep hearing the cries of "bring 'em home", "pull out".... does leaving a mess and hoping someone else will clean it up for us work in your minds? Will our leaving make the terrorists think, "Hey, the infidels have left our land... phew, now we can stop fighting them and plotting against them. Time to go on live peaceful in our nations that we were born in and go back to work"?

2007-09-06 03:01:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-09-06 03:01:48 · 28 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

My vote would be for Marilyn Monroe.

Who do you think?

2007-09-06 03:01:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

I'm going to check with my vet when they open, but I figured I'd throw the question out too.

2007-09-06 03:01:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

me thinks soo....c y'all this afternoon!
xo

2007-09-06 03:00:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

some home bathrooms have them too.

2007-09-06 03:00:49 · 4 answers · asked by bhl1336 2 in Other - Home & Garden

Urine Tests

Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check? I have to pass one to earn it for them ???

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their @ss. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ???

2007-09-06 03:00:43 · 9 answers · asked by Joannie W 3 in Law & Ethics

2007-09-06 03:00:09 · 18 answers · asked by James F 1 in Baby Names