So, there's this teenage boy, he's got a really hot girlfriend but no idea about sex, so he asks his dad for advice.
Boy: Dad, dad, my girlfriend wants to have sex, dad, what do I do?
Dad: Get her to come round here, I'll be here so you can ask me if you need advice...
So his girlfriend comes round, she's quite forward so heads straight upstairs.
Boy: Dad, dad, she going upstairs dad, want do I do?
Dad: Follow her upstairs
Boy: Dad, dad, she's taking her clothes off dad, what should I do?
Dad: Take your clothes off
Boy: Dad, dad, she's getting into bed dad, what should I do?
Dad: Get in with her
Boy: Dad, dad she says she's ready dad, what should I do?
Dad: Stick your hairy bit in.
The dad doesn't here anything for a while, so presumes all is going well - 10 minutes later.
Boy: Dad, dad, I've got my head stuck ...
Another oldie but goodie, very funny when drunk.
2007-09-06 03:04:20 · 14 answers · asked by Dizbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I get to my tenth bottle I will let you know. But not even a chuckle now.
2007-09-06 03:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by violeo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Classic.
2007-09-06 10:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-09-06 10:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol made me laugh too!
2007-09-06 10:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Clare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be hilarious in the pub!
2007-09-06 10:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tragically funny
2007-09-10 06:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by chunkey monkey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly eegit
2007-09-10 05:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by irene c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,old but good
2007-09-10 08:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old "GROANER" made me chuckle
2007-09-06 11:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-06 10:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋