PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind your having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”
MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all the money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
CLOUMBUS’S MOTHER: “I don’t care what you have discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!”
BABE RUTH’S MOTHER: “Babe, how many times have I told you, quit playing ball in the house! That’s the third broken window this week!”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
NAPOLEAN’S MOTHER: “All right, Napoleon. If you’re not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!”
2007-09-04
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