PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind your having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”
MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all the money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
CLOUMBUS’S MOTHER: “I don’t care what you have discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!”
BABE RUTH’S MOTHER: “Babe, how many times have I told you, quit playing ball in the house! That’s the third broken window this week!”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
NAPOLEAN’S MOTHER: “All right, Napoleon. If you’re not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!”
2007-09-04 12:34:16 · 14 answers · asked by That Blonde Rebel 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CUSTER’S MOTHER: “Now George, remember what I told you—don’t go biting off more than you can chew!”
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like all the other kids?”
MARY’S MOTHER: “I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.”
BATMAN’S MOTHER: “It’s a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?”
GOLDIELOCK’S MOTHER: “I’ve got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. Do you know anything about this, Goldie?”
LITTLE MISS MUFFET’S MOTHER: “Well, all I’ve got to say is if you don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there’ll be a lot more spiders around here!”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?”
2007-09-04 12:34:47 · update #1
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “George, the next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!”
JONAH’S MOTHER: “That’s a nice story, Jonah, but now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.”
SUPERMAN’S MOTHER: “Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we’ve decided to you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those telephone booths?”
And finally… THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and go to bed!
All proof that mothers underestamate their children!!
2007-09-04 12:35:24 · update #2
star if you like!!
2007-09-04 12:46:55 · update #3
hahhahahahaha...i will have to tell these to my mother..then maybe she will stop underestimating me!
2007-09-04 13:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by alliperson 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm no longer comfortable with that one. (and you probably did no longer even placed a warning on that one...i think of those with the warning are the main suitable yet that one with out is worse) I do in basic terms no longer purely like the belief of grown up intercourse and teenagers mixing up... Plus i understand approximately marriage and bearing teenagers and a spouse who gave 2 sons to her husband earned the final to no longer ought to try this. Husbands sense fortunate adequate to no longer be rejected by using their different halves on a on an primary basis foundation. that is why they cheat on their different halves as a results of fact they could consistently hit upon a stupid youthful regardless of to have faith that is okay to try this. or maybe in the form you have boring married intercourse...you're making valuable your door is lock in the adventure that your toddlers are in the domicile...duh!
2016-10-17 23:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by hussaini 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Einstein's mom the most, because my mom constantly said the same things to me.
You should have seen our hair stylists!!
2007-09-04 12:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mark F 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-04 14:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes don't spam on other questions! if u want people to look at ur question make one that says this " do u like my picture" and ur picture will be of ur breast
2007-09-04 13:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by ChibiKinny 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LMAO! STAR! lo lthis was Funny! and i was surprised..i got most of them! lmao!
2007-09-05 09:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by pugglelover1207 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and a star for you
2007-09-04 12:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus loves you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-04 12:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Zhelyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it lol funny =]
2007-09-05 11:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
(insert hysterical laughter here)
2007-09-04 12:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋