All categories - 31 August 2007

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on
their faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out
how
they died.

"First body: Frenchman, 60. Died of heart failure while making
love
to
his mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector,"
says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25. Won a thousand pounds on the
lottery.Spent
it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the smile."

The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one.

Sipho, a street sweeper from Soweto, 30. Struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

Thought he was having his picture taken."

2007-08-31 22:27:07 · 12 answers · asked by Lyndall T 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what is your basis for the stand?

2007-08-31 22:27:03 · 4 answers · asked by love_doctor 4 in Astronomy & Space

we are supposed to be going to sidi abd elrahman for 4 days tomorrow, last minute sleeping arrangements don't suit me and some of the people going get on my nerves, my kids and husband want me to go, but i don't want to, what do you guys think, i'll be with my in-laws and their maid in one villa

2007-08-31 22:26:43 · 8 answers · asked by Sahar 4 in Egypt

2007-08-31 22:26:40 · 4 answers · asked by rfnnm1 3 in Other - Hardware

The problem is I go to sleep get 6-10 hours of sleep go to school or work come home and sleep 8 hours am up for a 4 or so hours and sleep again. I sleep 50-75% of my day away. however during the time I am awake I keep busy mostly. Ive even had days where i dont work and or go to school and I can sleep 20 plus hours, only waking once to urinate. This is not normal at all not even for a 23 year old.
I can rule out depression. I am on anti depressants and have been for about 3 or so years. I have asked my doctor and every time he seems to tell me his daughter does this and sleeps alot, but I really dont care if his daughter sleeps alot, I care that this is ruining my life at times and interefering with my classes and I sleep in and miss school, etc.
I dont know even how to go about seeing different doctors. I have HAP and the only doctors I can see have to be Henry Ford associated here in Michgan. I have been tested for diabetes as well as enemia. Nothing ever comes up on blood tests?

2007-08-31 22:26:24 · 4 answers · asked by 321 3 in Other - Health

pls............. answer.....................my..........question...........

2007-08-31 22:26:09 · 5 answers · asked by jheremia_15 1 in Men's Health

Are horoscopes real and do you believe in them? If they are/aren't how do you know and how can people. . .like read the stars and know what's going to happen?
Like, if an astrologer came upto me I would say: 'Should I slap you?' and well he wouldn't know. . . would he,becasue I'm controlling myself and can do whatever I'm like?
BUT SOEMTIMES HOW DO THEY KNOW, DO YOU BELIEVE IN HOROSCOPES AND HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!
Please help even though this doesn't make much sense.
Thanks, :)

2007-08-31 22:25:32 · 13 answers · asked by Kajoleole 2 in Horoscopes

2007-08-31 22:25:12 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Please give me complete details and Also include the Types of Accounting.
Thank you.

2007-08-31 22:25:11 · 4 answers · asked by Abdul Sami Noori 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-08-31 22:24:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-08-31 22:24:41 · 32 answers · asked by AdoreHim 7 in Religion & Spirituality

what do GERMANIZE ,FRENCHIZE, mean?

2007-08-31 22:24:26 · 4 answers · asked by bp9770 2 in Languages

2007-08-31 22:23:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is murano a safe car,better than armada,,telll me 3 gud differences between murano and armada

2007-08-31 22:23:50 · 3 answers · asked by prags1967 1 in Nissan

re council tax moved from my house rented to student everything was legal leave local authorities new add ..which was paying full council tax have telphoned been to council seen them given appropriate documentation now they going to bankrupt me for unpaid council tax for time I wasnt staying in my house can they do this even though they have proof of my new add and certs saying who was living here can they do this just got the letter sent to my old address in london which I left in 2005

2007-08-31 22:23:47 · 6 answers · asked by bobonumpty 6 in Law & Ethics

The British people have been betrayed by New Labour.

2007-08-31 22:23:35 · 4 answers · asked by lee b 1 in Other - Politics & Government

But for de past 5 days r so i haven't felt anything. i went 2 my GP yesterday and he told me because he a nothing 2 listen 2 my babies heart beat with he couldn't tell me 4 sure if everything is ok. i'm goin 4 my first scan on wednesday but i can't stand even a few days more not knowing anything. Has this ever happened 2 any of u? Have i lost my baby? I really wanna know what u people think please help!!!!

2007-08-31 22:22:58 · 7 answers · asked by aoife b 2 in Pregnancy

Her dog is nearly 5 y/o, and she's had her for 4.5 years. I feel so disgusted to have this person as a friend that claims she's a "hugee dog lover". Her dog has had only 1 litter of pups-which was a nightmare in itself.

Would I be stepping on her toes? Her bday is in 2 months. Should I get a gift certificate for a free spay? She makes more than enough money to live on.. I don't know why she hasn't done it in almost 5 years.

2007-08-31 22:22:55 · 12 answers · asked by PlasticTrees 2 in Other - Pets

We have been knowing one another for more than 8 months now, he showed to be a caring and sincere person to me. I like him and he is nuts about me. Since we got known to one another and I made it clear that I wont make sex with him until we aftera commitment and he seemed to agree to this. These days, he is in a hurry asking me to get married, telling me about our dreams of having a family, children and a future together but he kept repeating "I want you so much, I love you." He compliments and courts me a lot. But lately, it seems like he is not able to wait, he sounds wanna get married so fast & keeps telling me "We have been knowing one another nearly a year now & you like me and I adore you so what's missing?" I dont know what to say but I still wanna ve time to see. Is he in a hurry coz he wants to make sex with me or he loves me deeply? I still like him but afraid that his urge now is drifted to fulfill his desire, can I face him with these thought or will hurt his feelings?

2007-08-31 22:21:34 · 2 answers · asked by Sara007 5 in Singles & Dating

My bf lives 2 states away,but recently he joined the army for the next 4 years,and right now hes somewhere in bootcamp. Im 16,and when i turn 18 or 19 i want to marry him.....and i know hes "the One". How can i marry him when hes enrolled in the army? Does he ever get breaks?

2007-08-31 22:20:59 · 16 answers · asked by Maddy 3 in Marriage & Divorce

Will being an out-of-state student affect my chances of getting into a college? If so, will it affect me positively or negatively? I've heard answers from both ends of the spectrum, but I would like to hear more opinions on this matter.

2007-08-31 22:20:51 · 3 answers · asked by Brittany H 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-08-31 22:19:24 · 2 answers · asked by nani12340000 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I'm a female in my early 20's. I've been suffering for the past months from extravagant hair loss. My mom even noticed that the amount of hair I’ve been losing lately is “abnormal” I’m simply covering the house with all this hair I’m losing.

I want to know the causes, and ways to prevent it. I’m still young to get a bald head!

I’m thinking of two solutions, which one would you recommend:

- Going to a Dermatologist.

- Going to (Dessange) Saloon http://www.alghalia.com/PDF/Salon.pdf

They have (hair teraetment sessions). If that doesn’t work, then I go to a dermatologist.

What do you think?

For extra information:

Eating: I eat healthy. I’ve cut back on things I used to eat and don’t need (chips, chocolate, etc) and have taken out breakfast from my routine for about 3 days a week. I I have lost 2 or so Kilos. Still eat well.

Stress: I don’t feel I’m stressed out especially that I’m on vacation.

Sleep: I do wake up during my sleep, but generally I sleep well.

2007-08-31 22:19:05 · 7 answers · asked by Serendipity 4 in Women's Health

i ask about aproblem happen in my computer then most of people answer me by advice me using "anti-static wriststrap"

really i donot completely know what is anti-static wriststrap
please tell me how can i do anti-static wriststrap for my computer in detailes ? and what is the uses of it? and what is components ? and if u can tell me useful website u trust in to illustrate more about anti-static wriststrap
thanks

2007-08-31 22:19:01 · 4 answers · asked by andro_hny2 1 in Other - Science

i found: dypers-nappies
elevator-lift
pants-trousers

do you have anymore ideas?

2007-08-31 22:18:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

Do you have to be in the Gifted and Talented Education (G.A.T.E) to get into an Ivy League University with a scholarship? What if you have straight A's, AP classes, extra curricular activities, community service hours,etc.; but you are not in G.A.T.E. ?

DOES THAT MEAN YOU CANT GET A SCHOLORSHIP TO ANY IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE?

2007-08-31 22:18:32 · 3 answers · asked by Fi 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-08-31 22:18:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

do alot of guys prefer sex with their relationship. and would it be wierd that the girl might like sex more often then him? guys pretend to be in this situation what would you think? i need to know for me please.

2007-08-31 22:17:55 · 15 answers · asked by liveYOURlife 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-08-31 22:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by Victoria 3 in Newborn & Baby

is there????? (without putting it in a freezer or fridge)

2007-08-31 22:17:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair