Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on
their faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out
how
they died.
"First body: Frenchman, 60. Died of heart failure while making
love
to
his mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector,"
says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25. Won a thousand pounds on the
lottery.Spent
it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the smile."
The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Sipho, a street sweeper from Soweto, 30. Struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
Thought he was having his picture taken."
2007-08-31 22:27:07 · 12 answers · asked by Lyndall T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey people from soweto aren't that stupid.
2007-08-31 22:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mars 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It seems you don't take your health serious. Lack of water and healthy diet may cause many diseases. Consult to a doctor and apply some lotion on peeling skin. Don't waste your health and have good diet for yourself.
2016-05-18 05:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooo. all of sudden another dead man came with big smile . waht happend to this one asked inspector.
well said coroner he was walking down the street when somebody yelled shoot him he thot somebody was goin to shoot him with a camera so he smiled but ended up with bullet in his chest
cheers mate
2007-08-31 22:40:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stupido! =D
2007-09-02 05:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah....Thats a good one.
2007-09-01 02:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao rofl lol :D
2007-08-31 23:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by RETRIBUTION 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-01 04:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2007-08-31 23:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by TheSweetRevenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they are all happy!
2007-08-31 22:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO.A star for you.
2007-08-31 23:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋