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Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line.

When it's his turn, the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"

Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays awhile. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

Bubba says, "I don't know, preacher. It's not until next Wednesday in Montgomery."

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I loved it--how 'bout you?

2007-08-23 02:26:59 · 5 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Jokes & Riddles

As i mentioned above iwhen scolarship to study bach of pharmacy at toronto.

2007-08-23 02:26:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

Can you stop saying evolution is only a theory?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_as_theory_and_fact

Can you stop saying new species aren't being formed?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciation

Can you stop asking where the missing link is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_transitional_fossils

2007-08-23 02:26:49 · 18 answers · asked by JWill 4 in Religion & Spirituality

if i wont get more than 50 answers for this question.....

2007-08-23 02:26:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Guys everyone is talking about am i ovulating, could I be pregnant but seriously how hard is it. I want to hear from those who have tried without success. I cant get pregnant naturally at the moment and I need hope from others out their who have been through the same thing.

2007-08-23 02:26:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-08-23 02:26:31 · 2 answers · asked by Traveler 1 in Embassies & Consulates

.....I just had my skylight put in place.....

He doesn't have one......You think he's JEALOUS?.....

2007-08-23 02:26:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-23 02:25:58 · 6 answers · asked by Keith 2 in Desktops

Do you think if he got back into the NFL; any teams would actully sign him?

2007-08-23 02:25:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is a little bit unsually. However, our beloved dog Labrador/Cockerspaniel mix of 13 years by the name of Sarah passed away peacefully in her home yesterday afternoon. We will miss her wet kisses, her punding noises , her tip toe in the middle of the night when she had to go outside. I will miss her giving her favorite treat Peanut Butter cookies for dogs.
Love your dogs, treat them right cause you never know how fast they are gone!

2007-08-23 02:25:56 · 3 answers · asked by angelikabertrand64 5 in Other - Pets

... to go to France I am in the US Army stationed in Germany

2007-08-23 02:25:48 · 6 answers · asked by openhearted87 2 in Packing & Preparation

She's in 6th or 7th grade. But theres this boy that was a senior in school his year who was very good friends with her. He would walk her home everyday and hug her. She started to get kind of scared though he wasn' doing anything. She just felt awkward being such close friends with him. He emails her all the time and she sends me their emails. In one of them he talks about how he missed not talking to her and said he was about to cry after he saw her beautiful ocean blue eyes. Then in one she tells him she's not ever talking to him again because he refuses to say something to her, so he begs her to keep on emailing him or he'll die. Is this guy just really dramatic or should I telll my younger sis to stop talking to him. whenever she does, he keeps on emailing her. I'm hoping he gets more busy in college. She was talking to him to just be nice but their conversations become much to serious and she really doesn't like him. I would tell him myself but I go to a different school than him

2007-08-23 02:25:40 · 9 answers · asked by ------ -- 4 in Family

Tabbouli or fattoush?

2007-08-23 02:25:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

Since evolutionist say we evolved according to our environment then were bird just born on tree tops and evolution caused them to have wings so they would stop falling to their death?

2007-08-23 02:25:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A. They will stay in the blood
B. They will clog in the urethra
C. They will remain in the urinary bladder
D. They will pass out of the body glucose in the form of urine

2007-08-23 02:24:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

because the animals don't suffer as much?

2007-08-23 02:24:36 · 21 answers · asked by COLTSfansince1994 4 in Hunting

If it gets slow what will you do??

2007-08-23 02:24:11 · 11 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

2007-08-23 02:24:01 · 28 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Politics

which are used to interpret scoring and evaluation?

2007-08-23 02:23:57 · 1 answers · asked by witty_gal 1 in Chemistry

i took my cousins swimming and meet one of my best frends with her cousin and i fell totally in luv with her and my frend fell in luv with my cousin as well we talked and it turned out thet we had more in comon than i thought she fell in luv with me as well but it turned out that she lives in america and shes onley here for a week but we got to go out on a few dates and we fell in luv with each outher more.

problem is she left yesterday and know i dont know what to do coause she told me the next time i would see her would be in two years so know i dont know what to do and i just dont seethe point in life know that shes out of my life.

so i dont know what to do i mean we will keep in touch and all but i dont know how im gonna make through two years without her touch or her kiss.

basicly ive lost the will to live without her she made evrything fun and funny.

so what shold i do HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-23 02:23:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-08-23 02:23:45 · 2 answers · asked by Milexis 1 in Books & Authors

I tell someone?

This man has worked at our large company for 9 years now and has grown increasingly disgruntled. He has pulled things off in a more tactful humorous way before.

I could not believe my eyes when I saw him whip out a bright blue highlighter and as he walked, marked the entire wall.... since he was so close to the wall, it wasn't obvious what he was doing.

I don't think anyone else saw him do this, or maybe they did, but didn't say anything.

I don't know what to do. He is a nice guy, but this little "prank" has gone too far. I know him fairly well, but not sure if I should tell him or someone else what I saw.

What would you do?

2007-08-23 02:23:42 · 14 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Corporations

Nah, I didn't think so.

2007-08-23 02:23:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-08-23 02:23:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need to lose around 15 pounds
good diet

2007-08-23 02:23:02 · 3 answers · asked by gursharan94 1 in Diet & Fitness

1- No TV
2- No Reading Newspapers
3- No Internet
4- No socializing

And why??

2007-08-23 02:22:49 · 20 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

About two years ago I got a sterling silver ring from Tiffany's, and i just love the ring so much that i never took it off. Over the years i noticed it got duller and duller, also there's just so many scratches on it. If i were to take to Tiffany's will they be able to repolish it so that it looks shiny again?

2007-08-23 02:22:46 · 4 answers · asked by kaekae 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I wonder why most Christians don't realize that quite a few of their beliefs and practices are either non-Biblical or even anti-Biblical.

If you are a Protestant Christian, then please tell me why you do not believe it to be anti-Biblical to celebrate or fellowship on Sunday (the first day) instead of the Sabbath (the seventh day)? (Please answer with Bible verses to support your opinion).

Or even where does it say which books are actually suppose to be in the Bible (table of contents is a modern addition). (Bible verses please)

Or where it says that we are to use the Bible ALONE for our ultimate salvation? (Bible verses please)

etc...

2007-08-23 02:22:42 · 22 answers · asked by Robin 3 in Religion & Spirituality