All categories - 23 August 2007

A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.

The artist says, "Sure."

She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."

Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

2007-08-23 02:20:11 · 12 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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anyone that has verizon! what phone do you have and why do you like it?

im on the market for a new phone so whats some good ones that dont cost too much?ill probably buy used on ebay, ive done well with cell phones on there i knwo the precautions and what to look for. any ideas of what phone?

2007-08-23 02:20:02 · 4 answers · asked by toolate 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

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i was sat next to an american family today during lunch?

can i ask you why they felt the need to gorp at me and my wife. is it the norm.

2007-08-23 02:19:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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mens down?

For the winter, it gets real cold. So i was wondering, i have a pretty good jacket to wear for sping and fall, but not that great for winter. So i need a coat, and I need to decide between a down jacket and a down vest. Im still gonna wear the smaller jacket, but ethier the coat or the vest will go over it. Now i have owned both when i was younger, and i hated the coat and i loved the vest. but the problem is a coat offers more protection and warmth than the vest. but im very active, and a vest alows your arms to be free. And i cant get a jacket with zip-off sleeves, because i would have no where to put them. please help, plus a vest is easyer to put on and take off

2007-08-23 02:19:38 · 3 answers · asked by AvatarMike 3 in Other - Winter Sports

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I need the 'contact' info for the Corporate offices of taco bell/pizza hut express store in New Mexico ?

I am needing to contact someone in charge of a Taco Bell / Pizza Hut Express store # 48 in Belen New Mexico, I can't seem to get past the district office in Albuqueque, New Mexico
and even then I can't find an email address or any thing at all for comunication .,,,

2007-08-23 02:19:26 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Fast Food

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OK ... So has "GOD" created another planet with lifeforms like ours on it ?

Could "GOD" be an alien ? Seeding the universe as an experiment to create new beings ?

2007-08-23 02:19:14 · 18 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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What tax forms should I ask the seller of an apartment or investment property to provide for before purchasing

2007-08-23 02:18:45 · 8 answers · asked by nnohio 2 in United States

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What is your favourite line in a song,old or new.?

2007-08-23 02:18:37 · 40 answers · asked by RAINBOW 6 in Senior Citizens

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Are twice baked potatoes good for you?

2007-08-23 02:18:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

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Would you be worried if the weather predicted rain on your outdoor wedding if it's still 10 days away?

I am so ready to cry. We've planned an outdoor wedding in a rose garden with an outdoor barbeque at a park and the weather forecast says thunderstorms. We have rain site at the garden thats inside, but obviously not as pretty as the garden...but at the park we're just under a shelter, but nobody will want to be there if its storming. i can't believe this...i've spent so much money on the barbeque reception.

2007-08-23 02:18:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

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schmeical vs robinson for england?

is kasper are best goalkeeper,
he hasn't played much but he can keep a clean sheet against half decent opposition which is more then robinson can do.

i know james, green and foster are better then robinson but butterfingers is the current no.1 thanks boss.

2007-08-23 02:18:16 · 18 answers · asked by R R 6 in English Football

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i have thought of a good invention?

i have thought of a good invention and now they want me to build it but i dont have the money, is there like a manager you could hire (not a manger but something like it, like a agent) who gives you the money like a buisness partner, then you pay them back with a bit more depending on how well it sells

2007-08-23 02:18:11 · 5 answers · asked by ghfh g 1 in Corporations

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POLL : What illnesses will someone face in the future if they have recently stopped eating cement?

2007-08-23 02:18:09 · 16 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

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So... beyond what you think of bush's performance and everything...?

Do you think the mentality of if youre not for Bush youre against America has in any way been helpful to this country?

I know this goes both ways but even his most ardent followers must admit this has been one of his most consitent tactics.
So... do you think this has been helpful at all?

2007-08-23 02:18:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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Good Morning?

Can everyone have one?

2007-08-23 02:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by Dianne L 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Should mankind keep animals as pets?

2007-08-23 02:17:55 · 10 answers · asked by jonas_tripps_79 2 in Other - Pets

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Will my boobs ever grow?

I'm 14 and a half. I got my period when I was 12, and at the time I didn't even wear a bra. Puberty came and went for me, I'm almost 5'8. I barely even fill out an A cup!! I'm going into my freshman year of high school, and I'm gonna have the smallest boobs in the school I bet! Will they stay this way forever? Am I done growing? My mom is a B, my grandma's a B, but my aunt is a DD and my cousin (who is 18) is too! I'm so annoyed!!

2007-08-23 02:17:35 · 36 answers · asked by chocolatelove 1 in Women's Health