A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
2007-08-23 02:20:11 · 12 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-08-23 02:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
maximum women human beings who get tattoos will sometime be of their 40s and 50s. What i stumble on stupid is each and all of the extra youthful women human beings thinking they are going to look like that often. I relish finding the female they're going to exchange into of their face and physique. and that i smile and shop it to myself!
2016-10-03 03:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by gavilanes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little whacked, i suppose! Thanx for the 2 though.
2007-08-23 03:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife never did that for me. I'm jealous
2007-08-23 02:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it made me laugh, Nice one.
2007-08-23 02:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine but sick
2007-08-23 02:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No............:( Not funny. Maybe a clicked a star but that was a mistake. I didn't. :(
2007-08-23 02:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by bht9216 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, but doesn'y gave me a good laugh
2007-08-23 02:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ew.
2007-08-23 02:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by Perry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-23 03:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋