2007-08-23 02:23:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He got tired of everyone asking why the chicken crossed the road.
2007-08-23 02:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The chicken didn't cross the road because she saw me waiting on the other side...meowww. She obviously knew what was best for her at the time.
2007-08-23 09:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becuase...
1. There was a KFC or a McDonalds across the road.
2. There was Paris Hilton on the other side.
3. Nah.. George Bush was there.
2007-08-23 09:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by Goofball Chucha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the man who is on the other side of the road wants to make KFC's and burgers and hot dogs out of them... ^_^
2007-08-23 09:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the roaster on the other side called her...and she realized it was his ex who made him a battered chicken! so she didn't cross.
2007-08-23 09:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by ericka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was on plate. He'll cross when I get up to take a crap.
2007-08-23 09:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by ryknow1976 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the slaughter house was across the street.
2007-08-23 09:28:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He was too busy texting his buddies
2007-08-23 09:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she wanted some of my fudge chocolate cake,that i'm eating for breakfast
2007-08-23 09:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he just put a down payment on his car
2007-08-23 09:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by evilhomer12345 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋