All categories - 17 August 2007

Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "F*CK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"

Billy shakes his head as YES.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a c0ck and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."

Billy shakes his head YES.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.

When he gets there he askes this guy...

"Could you hold my bum and f*ck it while I get my c0ck and spank it"

2007-08-17 17:54:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

bonikingv

2007-08-17 17:54:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

We rescued an abandoned kitten (he is neutered - approximately 5-6mos. old now). He acts psychotic whenever he smells food or if there is prospect of him eating. You would think he was being starved! He climbs in the sink right while we are cleaning the table to lick the dirty dishes. When we open his food - he actually goes nuts! Help!

2007-08-17 17:54:11 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Cats

The doctor wants to give her blood transfusion. Does it mean she has infections or not?

2007-08-17 17:53:53 · 7 answers · asked by nextbase 1 in Other - Diseases

The dictionary says "good" is to be "morally excellent." Let s look at God s moral standard the Ten Commandments, and see how we do. Is God first in your life? Do you love Him with "heart, mind, soul and strength?" Have you made a god to suit yourself? Have you used His name in vain? Have you always honored your parents? Have you looked with lust and therefore committed adultery in your heart? Have you lied (including "fibs"), stolen (the value is irrelevant), or coveted other people s possessions? If you are honest, you know you will be guilty on the Day of Judgment. God, however, doesn t want to send you to Hell. Jesus Christ suffered and died on the Cross, so you could go free. That s how much God loves you. We broke God s Law, but Jesus took our punishment and died on the cross. He then rose from the grave defeating death. If you repent (turn away from all the things you know are wrong) and trust in Him, God will forgive your sins and grant you everlasting life. Begin by reading your Bible daily and then obey what you read. God will never let you down.

2007-08-17 17:53:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-17 17:53:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I did get a violation!! You guys were right here it is -------> http://us.f339.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=9074_11571863_62544_1873_929_0_9662_1875_4254235123&Idx=0&YY=51236&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox

What a trip....mistery solved....Thanks for the stars--

I guess I better ask a question or this might get violated lol hummmm

Whats your favoirt kind of pie :)

2007-08-17 17:53:38 · 30 answers · asked by Trish 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-17 17:53:36 · 10 answers · asked by purifiedheartbeating 1 in Military

2007-08-17 17:53:22 · 10 answers · asked by Brije B 1 in Mathematics

i was just wondering ?

2007-08-17 17:53:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

My husband is in Iraq. And lately he has been having very erratic behavior. He says that he is not depressed and everything is fine. I know he is not. How can I get him some help while he is in Iraq and when he is home when he wont even admit that he has a problem?

2007-08-17 17:53:12 · 7 answers · asked by yuma yuma 2 in Military

2007-08-17 17:52:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I met this girl about 3 years ago. We just recently started talking.. she seems very nice but kinda quiet. Should I invite her to dinner or would this be weird since I hardly know her?

2007-08-17 17:52:52 · 5 answers · asked by tawanda 1 in Etiquette

If these two Nations were our strong allies - WHO would mess with us except crazies we could control?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070817/ap_on_re_eu/russia_china_maneuvers_1
CHEBARKUL TESTING RANGE, Russia - Fighter jets streaked through the air as Russian and Chinese forces held their first joint maneuvers on Russian land Friday in a demonstration of their growing military ties and a shared desire to counter U.S. global clout.

2007-08-17 17:52:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

What is the color of my eyes? tell me

2007-08-17 17:52:24 · 35 answers · asked by Huzaifa 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Someone asked a question last week if people RSVP and an overwhelming amount said "If it's an adults party, no." If you went to a party that the host was only expecting 20 people and 40 showed up how upset would you be if there was no food left or chairs to go around? Especially if you were one that did RSVP.

2007-08-17 17:52:22 · 5 answers · asked by Gregory G 3 in Etiquette

Divorced by death in military action in Iraq !
bonikingv

2007-08-17 17:52:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-08-17 17:52:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I applied somewhere, and they need to do a drug test first before hiring me... is it illegal for them to test for pregnancy also?

2007-08-17 17:51:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I feel uneasy when my wife tells me that
her male friend make him laugh hard.
I told her about my uneasiness feeling when she tells me about him.
Than she thinks that I am controlling her freedom?
Please advise me whether I am controlling her freedom?

2007-08-17 17:51:28 · 13 answers · asked by alok s 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Half the time it's not even their fault.

2007-08-17 17:51:12 · 17 answers · asked by •♣•Ninja•♣• •♣•Bunny•♣• 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-17 17:51:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-08-17 17:51:08 · 10 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-17 17:51:02 · 6 answers · asked by Grace J 1 in Men's Health

Ok, I am suppose to sing at my cousins funeral tomorrow :[ But I don't know what to sing, does anyone have ideas???? Help!

2007-08-17 17:50:46 · 9 answers · asked by Chantel Marie 2 in Performing Arts

When I'm in Manhattan I can't concentrate or think about anything. I can see things, but I don't really see them. But mostly my vision is different, its like I can't focus on anything.

Its a weird feeling I get everytime I'm there, even when I lived there.

Anyone know what it is?

2007-08-17 17:50:43 · 3 answers · asked by Yuna Fish 1 in New York City

I just recently went to a wedding and i wish i new how to do all the dances.. What should i do to learn some of these ?

2007-08-17 17:50:36 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dancing

is there any difference between a telescope and an observatory??
please reply as soon as possible...it is urgent!

2007-08-17 17:50:21 · 8 answers · asked by Isha K. 2 in Astronomy & Space

??????

2007-08-17 17:49:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-08-17 17:49:46 · 31 answers · asked by Poetic Justice 1 in Polls & Surveys