Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."
Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "F*CK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a c0ck and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."
Billy shakes his head YES.
He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.
When he gets there he askes this guy...
"Could you hold my bum and f*ck it while I get my c0ck and spank it"
2007-08-17 17:54:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha. That made me laugh, and right now I'm in a very non-laughing state.
Great. I think I've heard it before but I don't care.
2007-08-17 17:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by Someone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, not that funny, and with the Dr. Phil avatar already I don't like you a lot. Just kidding. This is, after all, the jokes section.
2007-08-17 17:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-08-17 17:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by rae_lee9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-17 23:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I almost wish I had'nt read that ! (and "Billy" from another country ?) Billy Chang, Billy Masood, Billy Chavez ???)
2007-08-17 18:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You get a star
2007-08-17 18:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny I guess...for a prepubescent teenage boy maybe.
2007-08-17 17:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by Judy 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
he needs to see a speech therapist !
2007-08-17 17:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it was funny to me LOL
2007-08-17 18:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by C.J. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Made me chuckle. Thanks I am having a bad day. Star for you.
2007-08-17 17:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by That'sINTENSE! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋