A man and his wife had just moved to a new town. They lived right on the shore of the big lake that the town was famous for. After a long day of fishing on his new boat, the man went inside and took a nap. Unfamiliar with the lake, his wife took her book and went to the middle of the lake with her husband's boat. Little did she know, she was in the no fishing zone. She looks up from her book to see a police boat zooming over to her. The police officer on the boat said, "Ma'am, what do you think you are doing?" "I'm reading." The woman replied.
"I'm sorry to say that I am going to have to charge you with fishing in a restricted zone," The police officer said, pulling out his notepad, preparing to write a ticket. "But I'm not fishing! I'm reading!" The wife said impatiently. "Yes, but you have all the equimptment. For all I know, you could start up at any moment." The woman crankily replied, "Then I'm afraid I will have to charge you with sexual assault," "But I'm not even touching
2007-08-17
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