A man and his wife had just moved to a new town. They lived right on the shore of the big lake that the town was famous for. After a long day of fishing on his new boat, the man went inside and took a nap. Unfamiliar with the lake, his wife took her book and went to the middle of the lake with her husband's boat. Little did she know, she was in the no fishing zone. She looks up from her book to see a police boat zooming over to her. The police officer on the boat said, "Ma'am, what do you think you are doing?" "I'm reading." The woman replied.
"I'm sorry to say that I am going to have to charge you with fishing in a restricted zone," The police officer said, pulling out his notepad, preparing to write a ticket. "But I'm not fishing! I'm reading!" The wife said impatiently. "Yes, but you have all the equimptment. For all I know, you could start up at any moment." The woman crankily replied, "Then I'm afraid I will have to charge you with sexual assault," "But I'm not even touching
2007-08-17 20:06:15 · 10 answers · asked by Marrianne 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you!" The police officer exclaimed.
"Yes,"said the woman, "But you have all the equimptment. For all I know , you could start up at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am." The police officer put away the notepad and drove off.
2007-08-17 20:06:26 · update #1
Ha Ha , pre-crime police... Good joke
2007-08-17 20:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Romeo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 00:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by hussaini 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. 3 of 5
2007-08-17 20:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you!!
2007-08-17 21:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he, cute..that deserves a star..thanks for the chuckle.
2007-08-17 20:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by 1jedi69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2007-08-18 05:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good comeback ^_^
2007-08-17 20:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW THAT WUSS GOOD!
a big star for you!
2007-08-17 20:32:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-08-17 20:45:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! GOOD ONE!
2007-08-17 20:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by Jiamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋