So one day he goes along to the local morris dancing club.He says to the man in charge,"I would really like to become a morris dancer,how do I go about joining."
The man in charge says,"First of all you have to have an eligibility test,so drop your trousers."This the man does and he is standing there naked from the waist down.The morris dancer bends down and examines the man's privates.he says,"Sorry,but you can't join us as you have been circumcised."The man says,"Why,is that important"? The morris dancer says,"Oh yes, very important,If you want to become a morris dancer,you have to be a complete prick."
2007-08-16
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