So one day he goes along to the local morris dancing club.He says to the man in charge,"I would really like to become a morris dancer,how do I go about joining."
The man in charge says,"First of all you have to have an eligibility test,so drop your trousers."This the man does and he is standing there naked from the waist down.The morris dancer bends down and examines the man's privates.he says,"Sorry,but you can't join us as you have been circumcised."The man says,"Why,is that important"? The morris dancer says,"Oh yes, very important,If you want to become a morris dancer,you have to be a complete prick."
2007-08-16 13:25:25 · 22 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Keyboard Kid....what the f*** are you banging on about?If you don't understand the joke,then don't f*****g answer,because I am not going to explain it to you,moron! How come 9 other people got the joke but not you?
Also,what sort of word is ..'racistly'?
I bet you thought that one up all by yourself.
And according to you,morris dancers are a race of people.Another no-brain jumping on the PC wagon,hoping to sound as if you know what you are talking about.
2007-08-21 13:01:17 · update #1
Kirk 84,thanks for the moral support x.
I would also like to apologise to the other people who answered this one,for the tirade I let loose on The Keyboard Kid last night.I am usually an easy going person.But when someone comes on and tries to dissect the joke and doesn't even know what they are talking about,that gets my back up,even more so when they insinuate that I am a racist.
So if I upset any of you last night,I apologise.
2007-08-22 06:15:20 · update #2
Very, very good, once again!
That's definatly one of your best ones honey. x
The Keyboard Kid.... CrackerJack is right, if you don't understand the joke, then don't answer.
Also, going around insulting people and swearing at them is going to make you enemies, so unless you are prepared to stick up for yourself, then keep your trap shut, loser!
2007-08-21 20:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another example of people (esp women) being deprived of a little enjoyment and an interest just because of some nutcase who claimed that he was receiving revelations from some higher divine authority 1400 or so years ago. Frankly, it sickens me. John
2016-05-20 17:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by lelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I knew a kid once when I was little whose dad couldn't afford to have him circumcise so the dad did it himself with his wife's pinkenshears. We all called the kid 'frilly dilly'.
2007-08-23 11:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2007-08-23 09:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one morris.
2007-08-21 13:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-08-23 10:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by Peter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha!
Not sure which was the funniest - the joke or you additional comments!
Got me rolling about with laughter!
Cheers, here have a star!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Still laughing!
2007-08-22 06:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny.
And I agree with you.
I hate fagots that assume they understand what theyre talking about.
Drives me crazy.
I think you yelling at him made me laugh most though.
2007-08-23 03:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by music=life 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is soo funny!!! :) 8/10
2007-08-17 00:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by L. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha !! Good joke Crackerjack!
2007-08-16 14:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋