All categories - 2 August 2007

too many greats! .. what's your favourite .. why?
thanks!

2007-08-02 07:36:28 · 10 answers · asked by Alberto V 3 in Polls & Surveys

Martha recently lost her husband.

She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the Urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him------------

" Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes.
Then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said; "Herman, remember that blöw jöb I promised you?"
"Here it comes" ­

2007-08-02 07:36:27 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-02 07:36:24 · 4 answers · asked by Winner 2 in Investing

come on your scholars.

2007-08-02 07:36:20 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

at least in the one charles manson had, the people didn't worship and pray to imaginary gods.

and don't even bring up the killing part of it. because more people have died of the premise of 'under God' than any other reason in history.

2007-08-02 07:36:18 · 13 answers · asked by plicketypow 1 in Religion & Spirituality

we're looking to get a 2004-2007. do you have any problems with your truck? how is the gas mileage?

if you've purchased one recently, how much was it? my husband's mustang's registration is about to expire and i know it won't pass smog, so i'm considering letting him buy the truck sooner than later just to avoid repairing his car in order to pass the smog.

2007-08-02 07:36:14 · 7 answers · asked by vern01 3 in Dodge

I know the general and most logical answer is Moses but is he truly the author of the first four books of the Old Testament?

2007-08-02 07:36:12 · 10 answers · asked by Indgrid 1 in Religion & Spirituality

my fiance knows i hate this girl, and his phone broke recently and they werent able to retrieve his old numbers. so he got his new phone yesterday and today at lunch i took it with him sitting right there watching me, and i found this girl that i hate's phone number in his phone... he said its b/c if she calls he can see its her and not answer it..... i think thats bull.... do i have a right to be mad? what should i do????

2007-08-02 07:35:49 · 15 answers · asked by bad girl 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Which of the following can fall outside of a triangle? Centroid, Incenter, Orthocenter, and Circumcenter. Which ones?

2007-08-02 07:35:19 · 2 answers · asked by Guy 1 in Mathematics

I know Aloe is good but is there anything else? Here afew weeks ago I went to the pool and din't put sunblock on. I ended up with an awful burn, 2nd degree. Yesterday I also went to the pool. My first burn wasn't healed completly and then I got burnt again. I'm also going to the pool again on Friday. Anyway to keep me fom frying even worse would be most appreciated.

2007-08-02 07:35:07 · 31 answers · asked by ChicaRose 1 in First Aid

Joe Kennedy is another hero of Liberals.

Kennedy is buddies with the man who keeps millions of Venezuelans poor and downtrodden.

2007-08-02 07:35:06 · 7 answers · asked by Duminos 2 in Politics

Is there some special program I need to download. I don't know if it matters but I use Windows XP.

2007-08-02 07:35:01 · 1 answers · asked by gw 2 in Music & Music Players

2007-08-02 07:35:00 · 1 answers · asked by Brian E 1 in Law & Ethics

bad stuff began in 1799

jesus invisibly came back to earth in 1874

1914 was meant to be the time when everything went really bad, but then it was postponed until 1915... then 1918... then 1920... then 1925... then within the generation of 1914... and now it's imminent

the only way i can save myself is to knock on people's doors

2007-08-02 07:34:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

The doctor told my father that because he had chickenpox that one usually gets Shingles later in life? Any ideas how to ease the symptoms, painful legs and sores. Advice would be much appreciated.

2007-08-02 07:34:52 · 14 answers · asked by tkf57 3 in Infectious Diseases

I just recently got high speed wireless internet and ran into a few problems... Ever time I connect to it, it goes super fast, but then every thing lags!!! My computer is fairly good with 512mbs of ram and a good P4 processor.. I wonder why...

2007-08-02 07:34:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

In the play 'The Odd Couple' the line is
"Oscar: I'm going to bed. Do you want a cup of tea with Fuitanos or Raisonettos? "

I'm assuming its in reference to flavor? But I haven't found anything online.

2007-08-02 07:34:31 · 1 answers · asked by ryoganox 2 in Theater & Acting

Did Germans really believe that god was on their side? Did every side of that war believe that God was on their side? Doesn't the bible say "If god is for me, who can be against me?" If god is always on the winner's side, does that mean he favored the Vietnamese over the Americans?

2007-08-02 07:34:27 · 19 answers · asked by 自由思想家 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Is this true or is it a typo? What's the rationale if its true?

2007-08-02 07:34:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

help

2007-08-02 07:34:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Swimming & Diving

my bf of 4 years told me last night he found someone else and he doesnt love me anymore i just had an abortion for him 2 weeks ago how do i get over him i still love him but he wants nothing to do with me i feel soo numb how can i move on??

2007-08-02 07:34:15 · 11 answers · asked by can u ♥ moi? 4 in Marriage & Divorce

why does Indian politicians haven't requested to Dr.A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM to be second time president of India?
where as Dr. Kalam is all time favorite Hero for all indians.

2007-08-02 07:34:10 · 11 answers · asked by Ramdasan 3 in Elections

2007-08-02 07:34:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

2007-08-02 07:33:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://money.cnn.com/2007/08/01/news/companies/yes_sale.fortune/index.htm
Is George Steinbrenner O.K. it would be ashame if we lost such a great sports owner.

2007-08-02 07:33:53 · 8 answers · asked by Dodgerblue 5 in Baseball

I have only a PCI port, no AGP or PCIe, and i want to use this as my primary card, is this worth the money? i read some of the reviews, but they are all mixed. i have a Dell Diminsion 3100
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814143055


BFG Tech PhysX Processing Unit 128MB 128-bit GDDR3 PCI Physics Card - Retail
that is the card
i want to use it for gaming

2007-08-02 07:33:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

I love to sing but my problem is that i can't sing high note.
Can anyone tell me how to practice singing high notes without taking lessons?

2007-08-02 07:33:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager," and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired travelers assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Dave. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Dave explained." I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

2007-08-02 07:33:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There are two anagrams of Creationist.

Reactionist recitations.

That says it all.

2007-08-02 07:33:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

3x^2 = 2x + 5
please leave answers in simplest radical form.

2007-08-02 07:33:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics