By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager," and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired travelers assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Dave. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Dave explained." I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
2007-08-02 07:33:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-08-02 12:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny
U know whats really funny? When ppl decide they dont like some thing like haha that was funny and give a thumbs down. Its a joke unless some one is abusive i see no reason for that. Geez ppl.
Point taken by the time i added the lmao that was funny to the 2nd i get a thumbs down.
2007-08-02 07:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Pres 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-21 02:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, otherwise i would have found it funny, not the best joke in the world, sorry.
2007-08-02 23:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Stacey-Marie J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny but wonder what the guy would have done if the guy he kissed like him... here's a star for you
2007-08-02 07:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how very funny indeed, just think if you was sitting in the room, I would have been the same.
2007-08-02 19:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-02 07:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by peace.live.love.laugh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome! Hahahaha
2007-08-03 18:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by vodenjak2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD Haha...That was halarious
2007-08-02 08:56:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! =)
But sorry, not worth a star!
2007-08-02 07:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋