Martha recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the Urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him------------
" Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes.
Then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said; "Herman, remember that blöw jöb I promised you?"
"Here it comes"
2007-08-02 07:36:27 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2007-08-02 07:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by JoBos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Subtle ending.
Reminds me of the guy who walked into a bar and said
"Give me twelve whiskies quick."
"Wow!" Exclaims the barman. "Are we celebrating something Sir?"
"Well actually, yes." Came the reply, "I've just had my first blowj0b."
"Well then Sir, let me make it thirteen whiskies. Have one on the house." Said the barman, impressed.
"No thanks." Said the guy ruefully, "If twelve won't get rid of the taste i don't suppose another one would help!"
2007-08-02 07:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice
2007-08-02 07:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥jess♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, That was a Knee slapper!!!
2007-08-02 07:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Cello Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart lady.
2007-08-02 07:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is mean!
2007-08-02 07:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was great
2007-08-02 07:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by TRIPLE J'S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-06 06:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by kid rock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋