All categories - 31 July 2007

I heard that for the first time this morning and found it to be absolutely hilarious.

By the way, I'm Christian...but I have a sense of humor. So don't tell me I'm going to hell because I find this amusing.

2007-07-31 04:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Religion & Spirituality

So I just got back from my appt. (37 week) and saw my Dr, he didn't check me or anything just told me he'd see me in a week. Well I go to schedule my appt. and the nurse says oh hes going to be out of the office for the next 3 weeks! Okay so she called back to him and told him to just make an appt then. So the time when I am supposed to be seeing him EVERY week I have an appt in 3 weeks! That would put me a couple days after my due date. Well I said okay.. what happens when I need to see someone (most likely!) before than and they just said oh go into labor and delivery and get checked out. WTF! Why would a Dr do this? I have been measuring big since like 32 weeks so he says I probably wont make it to my due date...I don't understand!

2007-07-31 04:49:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I'm not worried, I'm just curious. I've never been pregnant before so I don't know how it's "supposed" to feel, and I feel foolish asking my mom this question (even though I usually ask her my pregnancy questions) because I feel like it's silly.

I'm 18 weeks pregnant and the past couple of weeks, I've begun to feel what I can only describe as a "tightness" in my lower abdomen. I would say everything feels "squished" but it's more like everything feels "tight." My husband can feel that part of my belly is harder than the rest. When I have to pee, it hurts. Not burning, but I feel excessively full - very "tight" I don't know of another word to describe it. Like all of my insides have been stretched across a drum.

I'm sure this is normal, but I've never heard it described this way. Thoughts? Is this the normal halfway mark feeling?

Thanks. :)

2007-07-31 04:49:49 · 4 answers · asked by Maber 4 in Pregnancy

If you get chargerd in 98 sentenced then get out in 99 can they hold you to the new law of 99. I ask cause someone I know son got caught smuggling drugs in 98 he was charged and sentenced then released in 99. The new law of 99 stated that all criminals charged of the offense who are not citizens of the U.S. get deported. He got deported even though he got busted in 98 and not in 99. Also he was deported to the wrong country. Any help? Its just for the knowledge.

2007-07-31 04:49:47 · 4 answers · asked by juan68701 4 in Law & Ethics

2007-07-31 04:49:46 · 10 answers · asked by josh f 1 in Rail

I am going to visit family for about 4 weeks. I have 3 guppies in one tank, & 1 goldfish in a little bowl. I need a feeder, but I was wondering which would work best.

2007-07-31 04:49:45 · 8 answers · asked by Katieeee 2 in Fish

I need some advice on an interesting relationship. A few months ago I meet a guy and we started "seeing" each other. (Sort of), Basicly, we had both said that niether of us wanted a relationship right now and that we would just keep doing what we were doing. Now, I am beginning to fall for him and I don't know what to do. He calls me everyday, we e-mail each other, he comes over. Hes like my best friend with benefits. We have had deep conversations about relationships and what we are looking for and we both want the same things, accept he won't let his guard down. He tells me all the time how wonderful I am and how much he cares about me. But its always stated that he doesn't want a girlfriend. What do I do, I am out of thoughts on this one.

2007-07-31 04:49:34 · 24 answers · asked by Me. 1 in Singles & Dating

I find it quite disturbing and emotion wrecking. Can I have a witness?

2007-07-31 04:49:34 · 8 answers · asked by b_sibeko 2 in Psychology

2007-07-31 04:49:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/bartman8691/100_5153.jpg

there is the photo of it. it is about 2 cm long. silver with orange fins and really fant black stripes on the front end of its body. it is tropical.

the people at the pet store have no clue what is and it would be nice to know if anyone has an idea. thanks

2007-07-31 04:49:18 · 9 answers · asked by tes_tickle_69 1 in Fish

Im almost a d

2007-07-31 04:49:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

there was a news story today about some sick pedophile guy, who takes pictures of kids and puts it on the web for other sick pedophile people to see.
he was even on a Morning talk show this morning . my question is why isn't that guy in jail? why is it taking the court system so long to get his guy off the streets?

2007-07-31 04:49:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

No response - now i kinda feel worse ... any1 else feel alone in their own thoughts ... ?

2007-07-31 04:49:05 · 10 answers · asked by Brookllynn © 4 in Mental Health

2007-07-31 04:49:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Phoenix

I have a relative that has some type of jealousy of me, since childhood, and recently I have been hearing constant hurtful things that she is going around saying to people about me that makes my reputation look very scandelous, these are things that never happened, but she is trying hard to convince them that it did. (Sounds like a Jerry Springer type show), but the constant hearing of such insane things are starting to bother me emotionally. I need someone to give me advice, besides stop listening to rumors...is there a legal way to restrain her from using my name on her lips?

2007-07-31 04:48:41 · 4 answers · asked by always honest 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

OK i want to work at victoria secret and when i go to interviews i start geting scared when they ask me ''why do you want to work for our company '' can any one give me the best answer for that question remember the job is victoria secret

2007-07-31 04:48:41 · 1 answers · asked by mziwantitall 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
Theres no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to deficate! -- no, judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!

2007-07-31 04:48:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Just in general I wouldnt be to worried about it, but i have these friends who are mormon and they seem totally awesome. They are some fo the few who have their priorities in line and their heads on straight. If Mitt has the same traits as the other mormons ive known id think he'd be awesome for the job. What are your opinions???

2007-07-31 04:48:27 · 21 answers · asked by Advidoct 2 in Politics

If you are currently, or use to be. I know I was reluctant because the judgemental crap would pour out of peoples mouths the second I mentioned it.

2007-07-31 04:48:25 · 10 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-31 04:48:16 · 3 answers · asked by vazrv1958 1 in Religion & Spirituality

the battery goes low when talking to someone or internet.
when the phone is not in use the battery bar goes back up?

2007-07-31 04:48:16 · 2 answers · asked by shawneeee77 1 in Other - Electronics

the question is self explainatory

2007-07-31 04:48:10 · 3 answers · asked by <3Just So You Know<3 2 in Other - Health

Right, about a month ago me and Charley(my ex) broke, She's 12 years old and I'm 14. First time we met she instantly fell in love with me and a few days later she asked me out over e-mail but I was ill at the time and it was a school e-mail system so when I got back she didn't want to go out with me because she got scared of the age difference or sommat to do with the age difference. A month or so later on a Friday dinner we were talkin and she said lets be boyfriend and girlfriend and I said yeah. The followin Monday Steph mine and Charley's best friend and the girl who introduce me to Charley was upset and wouldn't talk to neither of us so we split up thinkin it was because we were together and I rang Steph that night and she said she was bein bullied and next day I told Charley and asked if we could get back together but her fear had come back. In the time we weren't together she got a new boyfriend then dumped him for me and then the fear came back again and now she's with a new...

2007-07-31 04:47:56 · 14 answers · asked by Lily R 6 in Singles & Dating

my mom has definitely noticed that our internet runs terribly slow, but sh has no idea what's causing it

2007-07-31 04:47:54 · 2 answers · asked by SimpsonsLover 2 in Software

I am going to be in London for a week this august. I was wondering if taking a 2 day trip to Seville (cheap flights available) is a good idea. I was thinking of touring Seville and also maybe pack a day tour to Malaga into it. Will it be too cramped a trip or is it do-able?

2007-07-31 04:47:54 · 3 answers · asked by answers 1 in Other - Europe

I have been a tech for 5 years mostly in emergency medicine and have though very long and hard several times about vet school. My vets are always telling me I need to go. I guess I am "Chicken" as I am worried about how to make ends meet, and care for my two young kids at the same time. my husband is very supportive but...... Any thoughts and experiences you have would be very appreciated.

2007-07-31 04:47:51 · 6 answers · asked by babyblueslvt 2 in Other - Pets

...Black stuff? Theres magazines, channals, tv shows, college funds, etc all devoted to black people. If someone made a white college fund or a white tv channel, theyed be discriminated as racist. Its a double standard.

2007-07-31 04:47:42 · 19 answers · asked by goatman 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Are they all based on a much older religion?

2007-07-31 04:47:20 · 16 answers · asked by . 5 in Religion & Spirituality