One day a little boy walked into the family room and saw his dad drinking a beer. The little boy was curious, and asked his dad if he could have sip.
The dad quickly replied, "well son, can your d**k touch your a**?" The little boy said "no." The father replied, "Well sorry son, youll have to wait till your older when it can."
The next day the little boy was playing outside and saw his dad smoking a cigarette. The little boy was curious and asked his dad if he could have a puff. The dad replied once again, "well son, can your d**k touch your a** yet?" The little boy said "no." The father replied, "Well sorry son, youll have to wait till your older when it can."
Well, later that day, the father walks into the kitchen and sees the little boy eating cookies. The father asks the little boy if he could have one.
2007-07-31
04:58:20
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