2007-07-31 04:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*rimshot*
Hilarious! You should see this one particular one in SA . . . all ostentatious facade with lots of glass, but behind that, it's just standard cheap metal warehouse building, construction-wise.
Much like the faithful themselves . . . what a metaphor!
Too early to have a drink here, but I'll sip my coffee in your honor. :-)
2007-07-31 05:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God has already built the church. Christians are the church. Everyone is welcome. Saying no to Jesus is saying no to God's church. It's only by choice whether anyone wants to fill the pews of the buildings we gather in.
2016-04-01 03:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by Violet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you pass sufficient money below the table I'm sure He can.
The corrupt government is everywhere.
2007-07-31 05:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ignoring the fallacy of contracting ideas,
no, that zoning board is pretty loose, most of everything gets permitted(everything outside of babel)
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2007-07-31 05:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by Quailman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing "no", having seen some of the mega-churches near me.
2007-07-31 05:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nandina (Bunny Slipper Goddess) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome question--I'd like to add on the old "could he make it so big he couldnt lift it himself" nugget as a rider to the bill Mr. Speaker ^^
2007-07-31 05:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, i'm waiting for God to send a lightening stike to this HUGE, SPRAWLING, MASSIVE church in my area (while no one is in it, of course). seems like they couldve spendt all that money on sending missionaries to China or something....
2007-07-31 05:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by prismcat38 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you recognize God as the 'Designer".
2007-07-31 05:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Have you ever been to Utah?
2007-07-31 05:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
since he's not around the answer is no, but his greedy minions will and continually try....
2007-07-31 05:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by train120 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋