One day a little boy walked into the family room and saw his dad drinking a beer. The little boy was curious, and asked his dad if he could have sip.
The dad quickly replied, "well son, can your d**k touch your a**?" The little boy said "no." The father replied, "Well sorry son, youll have to wait till your older when it can."
The next day the little boy was playing outside and saw his dad smoking a cigarette. The little boy was curious and asked his dad if he could have a puff. The dad replied once again, "well son, can your d**k touch your a** yet?" The little boy said "no." The father replied, "Well sorry son, youll have to wait till your older when it can."
Well, later that day, the father walks into the kitchen and sees the little boy eating cookies. The father asks the little boy if he could have one.
2007-07-31 04:58:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The little boy then replies, "Well dad, can your d**k touch your a**?" The dad says, "why yes son, it can." The little boy responds, "Well go F*K yourself because mom made the cookies for me!"
2007-07-31 04:58:37 · update #1
Hey Noel P...I know b/c I am the one who posted it yesterday and now I did it again today....I just liked it so much that I wanted to post it again. Oh...and I closed the other one before posting this one so you were not paying attention.....were you.. thats ok. as long as you liked it.
2007-07-31 05:05:03 · update #2
Possibly one of the funniest I've heard on Y/A! Bravo!
2007-07-31 05:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny
Damn Noel dont be such a griefer lol.
2007-07-31 05:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-31 05:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious A++++
2007-07-31 05:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by sabinachka521 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG. I had no idea that was gonna happen. funny funny funny. 10/10 and a star
2007-07-31 05:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was funny, mostly because of the ending.
2007-07-31 06:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 19:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-31 05:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-07-31 07:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by brown_eyes88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was here yesterday and is still open if you look for it
2007-07-31 05:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Noel P 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋