All categories - 31 July 2007

A man walks into his local bar and orders 12 martini's . The bartender hurries off and returns with a tray full of drinks and says "wow, so what are ya celebrating?"

the man replies " I just experianced my first BJ!" and starts tossing back the drinks.

The bartender "suitably immpressed" says, well, tell ya what, since you bought 12, I'll throw in the 13th for free, being it's such a special occasion!

The man looks up and says "No thanks, if 12 won't get rid of the taste, nothing will"!!!!

2007-07-31 09:39:11 · 3 answers · asked by The Forgotten 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

2007-07-31 09:39:11 · 21 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-31 09:39:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Forever for things to load. I wait and wait. Anyone know whats wrong and do I need sometime of software to speed things up. Is there anything thats a free download that might help. I know software can be expensive and Im broke right now. thanks for any help

2007-07-31 09:39:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

then are they really good people, or are they just being logical? are they just using self-survival skills...i mean think about it......i would truly respect a moral athiest

2007-07-31 09:39:00 · 8 answers · asked by boredatwork 4 in Other - Society & Culture

ok so what's the difference between these anti-depressents and how does a doctor decide which one is appropriate for your specific depression?

2007-07-31 09:38:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I'd say it's better not to believe things easily than to believe anything at the cost of logical, rational thought.

2007-07-31 09:38:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Jesus H Christ now we're at the tangerines are evil stage.... what's left?

2007-07-31 09:38:37 · 8 answers · asked by RP McMurphy 4 in Other - Politics & Government

So my mom had cancer in her thyroid like a year ago, she is all good and she was doing better and now they need to keep checking her i don't know the deal, but she had to get these two shots yesterday and today, then for the rest of the week.. so she came home and said she felt sick yesterday and 20 times worse today and almost puked in the car and she wants me to look online to find out if "thyrogen 131" makes you sick, she is a nurse and she talked to the doctors and they said no.. but she still wonders, now i am good with the internet but couldn't find anything on it that says it makes you sick or not, so if you know or are good online could you look it up or tell me? thanks alot!

2007-07-31 09:38:32 · 2 answers · asked by Age 1 in Cancer

I really want to go somewhere and my parents are probably not gonna let me go so I decided to try to make them so happy that they would want me to go!! Any ideas? please help soon cuz I am wanting to go 2morrow!!

2007-07-31 09:38:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I am a Christian. please don't thumb-up or thumb down because it is that persons choice of religion.

2007-07-31 09:38:22 · 41 answers · asked by chainganglover 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My husband and I recently moved to Atlanta, Georgia from out of state (California). Will any violations or accidents that either of got when we lived in California transfer to our Georgia driving records?

2007-07-31 09:38:20 · 3 answers · asked by binreddy 5 in Insurance & Registration

I have prolly asked like 100 questions about this but I dont care. I cheated on my BF then he found out and broke up with me. Then I realized how many guys cook dinner for you all the time? How many guys bring you breakfeast in bed? How many guys will go to a gay bar with you because one of your friends is gay? As I have found out not to many. I realized I have made a mistake. But he will not forgive me. Then he told me how dare I try to use the bible to justify myself. Then to top it off doesnt the bible preach on not interracial dating? Yet he goes and is dating a black girl now. I tried to get the black girl to break up with him and even paid a guy to try and get the girl to cheat on him. Then she came up to me and told ME! To stay away from him! How dare she! I had him first. I said I was sorry when my mom cheated on my dad he took her back he even took her back the third time because she said what do you think it will do to our daughter.

2007-07-31 09:38:16 · 32 answers · asked by Ashely85 1 in Singles & Dating

or do you consider it a waste of time?

2007-07-31 09:38:07 · 15 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6 in Senior Citizens

When i was a senior in high school, i tried to get into the navy on early enlistment, so that i go to basic after high school. I wanted to be a Navy SEAL. But when i got to meps i found out that the hearing problem that i had in one ear is to bad to get into the SEALs, they said i could POSSIBLY get into the Navy but no chance of SEALs. So i let it go. I have recently developed an INTENSE interest in trying to get into Marine RECON. So my question is... Do you think there is a chance i could get into Marine RECON if i really show interest and motivation. I know they are having trouble getting recruits right now so i thought taht maybe that might be a helping factor. I know that i have a hearing problem in one ear, but i hear fine. And my vision is also like 20/400 but that is corectible right? thanx everyone. This is something i want to do more then anything!

2007-07-31 09:38:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Is there any way of legitimately using a non original Windows Xp Pro?

2007-07-31 09:37:59 · 5 answers · asked by Seeker 1 in Software

Im 15 and work at the movies... I thought they had said something about not being able to work more than 30 hours a week. Well its summer here and I just realised I have a physical when I am supposed to work. I am trying to find a way out of working that day and realised I have already worked 29 hours and 3 minutes this week and they have scheduled me for another 8 hours thursday. Is it legal for a 15 year old to work 37 hours in one week? Could you give me your cites too. Thank you!

2007-07-31 09:37:57 · 2 answers · asked by Sam B 5 in Law & Ethics

that you would be able to recognize them if you ever met them in person and none of you knew the other was a Y!A user?

2007-07-31 09:37:45 · 12 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you listen to black music today (Rap, R&B) its mostly derogatory. In Rap music (specifically) they degrade women, advocate violence, advocate murdering, are sexist, promote and glamourise gang member life, advocate, promote and glamourize the use of illegal drugs, ect..

Its not like this stuff is hidden from the public either, and it is dangerous for young people to listen to such music that glorifies such horrible things.

All the while it seems blacks quickly attach themselves to this kind of stereotype and culture and dress like a Hip Hop gang member as if its the only identity availble for blacks today

2007-07-31 09:37:42 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-07-31 09:37:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

I have developed a particularly strong bond with the BrannYoda. He says his treacle is my blood and his bran heart is mine.

However, the Micro-organists say they will use the great force of BrannYoda's holy bran muffins on me, unless I convert.

However I know the recipe for a BrannYoda of my own.

It's a load of bran muffin crumbs, poured into a cast of Yoda from Star Wars, bound by treacle, and baked in a freezer for 25-30minutes.

Can I have stars, bran muffins or answers to this big bad bran dillemma?

Problem is if I convert to Micro-organism, I am obliged to be at war with Eccentrics. Eccentricity dictates that the BrannYoda is nothing but a big cake, but I have personally witnessed the big bran muffin he uses to fool the Eccentrics into battle.

Lol. Humour please, my fellow Answerists. This is wholly for fun.

2007-07-31 09:37:26 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-31 09:37:23 · 8 answers · asked by Pisces9 2 in Home Theater

thanks! (:

2007-07-31 09:37:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

made fun of ur family

a - headbutt in a complete zizou style
b - walk away
c - threaten him/her
d - challenge to a fight
e - blank - add sumthin of ur own

I CHOOSE A!
GO ZIZOU! =D

2007-07-31 09:37:01 · 13 answers · asked by G4L. 7 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Would you white folks get offended? It's all in jest anyway. I refer to my anglo friends as mono-lingual or one language people all the time. I have no intent to hurt them. So far no one has taken any offense and most get a laugh out of it. I'm just poking a little fun at their inability to speak another language.

2007-07-31 09:36:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-07-31 09:36:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm listening to Down and Out by The Academy Is...

2007-07-31 09:36:51 · 35 answers · asked by Pokey. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've tried everything I can think of. Hot water, vinager, oxy clean, salt, high end detergents, fabreeze. It never goes away.

2007-07-31 09:36:42 · 116 answers · asked by tom w 4 in Cleaning & Laundry

I am really confused about the cause for war......

2007-07-31 09:36:37 · 12 answers · asked by angie 2 in Current Events

I have an extra bedroom and we are looking to decorate it for the kids. Need help any ideas would be great. My daughter is a 1yr and half and son is 3. So I am looking for something unisex. Paint ideas (colors) anything. Thanks.

2007-07-31 09:36:20 · 6 answers · asked by yolanda o 2 in Decorating & Remodeling